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Breasts! Vagina! Penis! Anus!


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I went to a workshop recently where we were challenged to come up with the most euphemisms for sexy body parts... Needless to say, my team lost out on the first three categories, but managed to lock it in with the Anus round. It was really interesting to see what people came up with. A group of non-native English speakers managed to pull "popsicle" out for every category but Penis, which surprised me. Are there regional variations? Does it depend on the gender of the person answering? Hmmm... Let's test!

Shoot 'em out, surprise me!

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Here are some from the distant past that I do not hear any longer.

Vagina- Bearded Clam, Split Pie, Furry Taco, Fur burger (this was before Brazilian bikini waxes were popular).

Penis- Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love, Pud, Peter, Johnson, Pecker, Stuff, Junk, Dolphin (as in flog the dolphin), Monkey (as in spank the monkey) Jody (as in jerking Jody for ice cream sodie).

Anus- Starfish, Rosebud.
Seeking a new level of inferiority.

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Turd cutter is my new favorite for anus

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Ass= I like bootycrack , also ballon knot is good one.
Shut up Mimzyyyy!!!!!!

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I like 'little General' for penis.

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Well, for Vagina I can add 'tuna taco', 'Quim' and 'trim'. For Penis, 'one eyed wonder worm'. No anal contribution....

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Anus= brown eye, dirty pipe, third input, hershey highway, the stink

Vagina= the pink, chicken cutlets, quiff,

Penis= trouser snake, tube steak, mini me,

Dont forget breasts= sweater meat, ta-tas, fun bags, hammers,

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I remember when there were porno theaters all over midtown with huge marquees with these hilarious porno movie titles in big letters. "Up the Old Dirt Road part 3" and "Hot Anal Spitfire" as a double feature. On the gay theater, "Fisting Firemen" . Somehow this thread made me think of that.
Shut up Mimzyyyy!!!!!!

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Turd cutter is my new favorite for anus


LOL!

I like to refer to Peaches for all variations of nicknames

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDF2VbWGf8A
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I remember when there were porno theaters all over midtown with huge marquees with these hilarious porno movie titles in big letters. "Up the Old Dirt Road part 3" and "Hot Anal Spitfire" as a double feature. On the gay theater, "Fisting Firemen" . Somehow this thread made me think of that.


I remember those days. Seems so long ago.

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I was in elementary school when I decided the world needed a curse word dictionary defining "fuck" as a verb, noun, adjective...

Turd cutter I like too ;-) Goes hand in hand with farts being called "cries of an imprisoned turd" :D
Penis- noodle.
Anus- fuck-hole, since balloon knot has already been claimed.
And I double"Fun Bags" for breasts AND testicles.
How do you like them apples? LOL

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Peach pit is my one of my favorites for anus. Turd cutter was pretty awesome. i won't be able to see a cigar the same. I never heard chicken cutlets for vagina though.

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Tits-- I once heard the word "breasticles".
Shut up Mimzyyyy!!!!!!

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Penis - apple headed monster, whip, keilbasa, stiffy, joint, rickshaw, pistol, rifle, horsecock, firehose, hose, sausage

Anus - bunghole, shithole, poopshoot, rosebud, backdoor, cubbyhole

Breast - maracas, high-beams (hard nipples)

Shaved / Waxed Vagaina - The Telly Savalas

Vagina - downstairs, downtown, box (I only hear this one from really old people), sweet potato pie, carpet, rug, yoohoo, hoo-ha, ha-ha

Women's legs - skullcrushers

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One of my fav name to give to a sub's anus- Cum dumpster!

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Reminds me of Bloodhound Gang's Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo song.


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I just remembered a few more -

penis - ding dong, vanilla cone, bbc (big black cock), main vein, ding-a-ling, rocket in the pocket, jim beam, 3rd leg, hot dog, chocolate penile delight,
morning wood, untrimmed meat, ween, lay that pipe
Vagina - hoo-hoo
Breast - Jugs
Anus - dirty sanchez (gross), wazoo, kazoo

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I remember those days. Seems so long ago.


Me too, I remember those days - it does seem so long ago - but at the same time, I can remember it like it was yesterday.

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Penis - apple headed monster, whip, keilbasa, stiffy, joint, rickshaw, pistol, rifle, horsecock, firehose, hose, sausage

Anus - bunghole, shithole, poopshoot, rosebud, backdoor, cubbyhole

Breast - maracas, high-beams (hard nipples)

Shaved / Waxed Vagaina - The Telly Savalas

Vagina - downstairs, downtown, box (I only hear this one from really old people), sweet potato pie, carpet, rug, yoohoo, hoo-ha, ha-ha

Women's legs - skullcrushers


Vagina- I like "pink", "cookie", and "box".
Anus- "brown".
Dick- "schlong", "chubby".
Breasts- "mosquito bites" (size appropriate).

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We should get a prize if u liked our nickname best. Please pick turd cutter please pick tied cutter please pick turd cutter haha

Now that u picked turd cutter, what's the prize




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