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Mistress Haru

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I went to a workshop recently where we were challenged to come up with the most euphemisms for sexy body parts... Needless to say, my team lost out on the first three categories, but managed to lock it in with the Anus round. It was really interesting to see what people came up with. A group of non-native English speakers managed to pull "popsicle" out for every category but Penis, which surprised me. Are there regional variations? Does it depend on the gender of the person answering? Hmmm... Let's test!

 

Shoot 'em out, surprise me!

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Here are some from the distant past that I do not hear any longer.

 

Vagina- Bearded Clam, Split Pie, Furry Taco, Fur burger (this was before Brazilian bikini waxes were popular).

 

Penis- Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love, Pud, Peter, Johnson, Pecker, Stuff, Junk, Dolphin (as in flog the dolphin), Monkey (as in spank the monkey) Jody (as in jerking Jody for ice cream sodie).

 

Anus- Starfish, Rosebud.

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I remember when there were porno theaters all over midtown with huge marquees with these hilarious porno movie titles in big letters. "Up the Old Dirt Road part 3" and "Hot Anal Spitfire" as a double feature. On the gay theater, "Fisting Firemen" . Somehow this thread made me think of that.

 

I remember those days. Seems so long ago.

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I was in elementary school when I decided the world needed a curse word dictionary defining "fuck" as a verb, noun, adjective...

 

Turd cutter I like too ;-) Goes hand in hand with farts being called "cries of an imprisoned turd" :D

Penis- noodle.

Anus- fuck-hole, since balloon knot has already been claimed.

And I double"Fun Bags" for breasts AND testicles.

How do you like them apples? LOL

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Penis - apple headed monster, whip, keilbasa, stiffy, joint, rickshaw, pistol, rifle, horsecock, firehose, hose, sausage

 

Anus - bunghole, shithole, poopshoot, rosebud, backdoor, cubbyhole

 

Breast - maracas, high-beams (hard nipples)

 

Shaved / Waxed Vagaina - The Telly Savalas

 

Vagina - downstairs, downtown, box (I only hear this one from really old people), sweet potato pie, carpet, rug, yoohoo, hoo-ha, ha-ha

 

Women's legs - skullcrushers

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Penis - apple headed monster, whip, keilbasa, stiffy, joint, rickshaw, pistol, rifle, horsecock, firehose, hose, sausage

 

Anus - bunghole, shithole, poopshoot, rosebud, backdoor, cubbyhole

 

Breast - maracas, high-beams (hard nipples)

 

Shaved / Waxed Vagaina - The Telly Savalas

 

Vagina - downstairs, downtown, box (I only hear this one from really old people), sweet potato pie, carpet, rug, yoohoo, hoo-ha, ha-ha

 

Women's legs - skullcrushers

 

Vagina- I like "pink", "cookie", and "box".

Anus- "brown".

Dick- "schlong", "chubby".

Breasts- "mosquito bites" (size appropriate).

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I have always heard people throw around the term "Pink Taco" for vagina and "cake" for ass.. I guess people are becoming more fond of food-related food euphemisms?

 

Oh, yeah - I forgot about that one - I had a friend who used to always say, look at the cakes on that girl, but I never knew what it meant & I always forgot to ask him - he always said it when the girl was facing the other way so I assumed it was either thighs or calves - I guess he meant ass cheeks?

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