Wore this to file taxes

That would also be a great choice if they audit you and you're called in for an interview.

Mistress Lovely, 

First, as always, you look incredibly fetching! If it helped you with your taxes please let me know. I’ll hire you to come with me when I file! Second, I sincerely feel your pain. Subs are supposed to suffer, not you! The saddest part of taxes is that there isn’t any safe word.