Fancy a joust?

Have you ever ridden a mule in a jousting match?

   Mistress.. It's a great look for sure..  and your chastity will be well protected.

  Coincidentally, I was just admiring a similar outfit from a substack post last night ...

 

1 hour ago, theDumbMule said:

Have you ever ridden a mule in a jousting match?

Only if the mule is also wearing chainmail. 

My lance wouldn’t measure up