The view from the cage is much more enticing than that old statue of liberty bat. Her dress is soooo old-fashioned
As our prisoner, we'll put you on a steady diet of white rice and carrot shavings. You'll be tortured, played with, teased and humiliated to our heart's content. When it's time for you to return to your beloved BC, you'll be grateful for the cold, wet, windy weather, as well as any physical activity you can muster.
Doesn't that sounds like an ideal time?
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