goosemaster Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 oh sorry... thats all it is... just a random page I googled. :mrgreen: Thats my sense of humor. I guess thats nordic dry humor for you... but if you google "banana hammock" there are lots of photos of sasha Cohen's Borat wearing a very lovely banana hammock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Dearest mZ Should the photo shoot expose a bare provocative image or a delicious visual restraint of mysterious imagery, either way, I eagerly anticipate the stunning vision of such a gorgeous seductress. If a beautiful Vampire should emerge, then I obviously need to be bitten multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Dearest mZ Should the photo shoot expose a bare provocative image or a delicious visual restraint of mysterious imagery, either way, I eagerly anticipate the stunning vision of such a gorgeous seductress. If a beautiful Vampire should emerge, then I obviously need to be bitten multiple times. That's a good point. A vampire seductress is incomplete without a pale, veined neck in her grasp. I will need one of those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxxlube Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 sure there would be no shortage of candidates! i'm offering my neck to you Dearest mZ Should the photo shoot expose a bare provocative image or a delicious visual restraint of mysterious imagery, either way, I eagerly anticipate the stunning vision of such a gorgeous seductress. If a beautiful Vampire should emerge, then I obviously need to be bitten multiple times. That's a good point. A vampire seductress is incomplete without a pale, veined neck in her grasp. I will need one of those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Dearest mZ, I gladly offer up my throat, veins and all to the gorgeous Vampire Seductress, to do with me as you wish. My desire is that once bitten, I fall under your evil spell and that you just might enslave me for all eternity. You have clearly heightened my desire for you through this mysterious transformation into darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Ahn Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Dearest mZ Should the photo shoot expose a bare provocative image or a delicious visual restraint of mysterious imagery, either way, I eagerly anticipate the stunning vision of such a gorgeous seductress. If a beautiful Vampire should emerge, then I obviously need to be bitten multiple times. That's a good point. A vampire seductress is incomplete without a pale, veined neck in her grasp. I will need one of those! OH! Can it be me?! Although It would probably take away from the drama of the shoot as we'd probably be laughing the whole time. LOL It'd be a "Dracula: Dead and Loving it" parody with you as Leslie Nielsen (a much MUCH sexier Leslie Nielsen). . . We should do that in our spare time, just for funsies. yes? canwecanwecanwe?! You've got the camera and I've got the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'm going to get some fangs surgically implanted so that everyone will be my victim! MUAHAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Dear mZ, Surgically implanted fangs would definitely create an interesting haunting look, but I can't imagine any kind of change that would improve on your existing beauty. Fangs or no fangs, I would always gladly fall victim to you, as I feel it is a choice in which I have little control over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 OH! Can it be me?! Although It would probably take away from the drama of the shoot as we'd probably be laughing the whole time. LOL It'd be a "Dracula: Dead and Loving it" parody with you as Leslie Nielsen (a much MUCH sexier Leslie Nielsen). . . We should do that in our spare time, just for funsies. yes? canwecanwecanwe?! You've got the camera and I've got the time! It would be a rowdy good time. And possibly too much for the faint of heart on this forum. But yes..I've got a recipe for tasty fake blood and the inclination. LET'S DO THIS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 haha .. had to google it .. very funny if i may suggest .. strap on .. black .. big .. i can see it now ...... hubba hubba xoxo scl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 haha .. had to google it .. very funny if i may suggest .. strap on .. black .. big .. i can see it now ...... hubba hubba xoxo scl The one we refer to as the "Spinal Tap"? It's about as thick as my leg. I'd look like a miniature horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Ree Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm going to get some fangs surgically implanted so that everyone will be my victim! MUAHAHAHA!! I have a friend in Boston who had his canines filed into fang points. When i first met him i couldn't stop staring at his mouth lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 I have a friend in Boston who had his canines filed into fang points. When i first met him i couldn't stop staring at his mouth lol Hm..I wonder if I could acquire a cosmetic dentist slave.. hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 The one we refer to as the "Spinal Tap"? It's about as thick as my leg. I'd look like a miniature horse! "Spinal Tap" ..... woah ..... does it have its own ROOM? if you can take it all the way you get a free session and a T-shirt that reads ...... "I TOOK THE TAP" big picture of it on the front ... might need a bit of spit there ... and there ... and oh ... over there ... xoxo scl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 "Spinal Tap" ..... woah ..... does it have its own ROOM? if you can take it all the way you get a free session and a T-shirt that reads ...... "I TOOK THE TAP" big picture of it on the front ... might need a bit of spit there ... and there ... and oh ... over there ... xoxo scl It has its own zip code. Comes in its own limo. And the only souvenir you get is a gaping..smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 It has its own zip code. Comes in its own limo. And the only souvenir you get is a gaping..smile. i already have a love hate relationship with 'SP' .. ouch (ps .. can't believe i blabbed too much on that other post .. guess i didn't read the 'rules' .. sorry about that .. feel embarassed that i rambles on like that .. sorry) take care scl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 i already have a love hate relationship with 'SP' .. ouch (ps .. can't believe i blabbed too much on that other post .. guess i didn't read the 'rules' .. sorry about that .. feel embarassed that i rambles on like that .. sorry) take care scl Hence the name small cock LOSER hahaha Besides, love/hate relationships help us G R O W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Hence the name small cock LOSER hahaha Besides, love/hate relationships help us G R O W Mz Zhao .. guess Your recommending the Spinal Tap .. might as well have a big reputation somewhere .. (oh .. yes .. LOSER .. sucks to be me sometimes) xoxo scl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Mz Zhao .. guess Your recommending the Spinal Tap .. might as well have a big reputation somewhere .. (oh .. yes .. LOSER .. sucks to be me sometimes) xoxo scl What did you say to get the small penis humiliation thread locked, you babydick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 What did you say to get the small penis humiliation thread locked, you babydick? Mz Zhao .. i answered your questions .. but was descriptive .. got into details .. after it got locked. i thought. oops. better check "forum rules" .. and i did break the rules. just got carried away. gotta leave that sort of stuff for the 'face to face' .. maybe i change my name now to babydickloser?? xoxo .. is it May yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Mz Zhao .. i answered your questions .. but was descriptive .. got into details .. after it got locked. i thought. oops. better check "forum rules" .. and i did break the rules. just got carried away. gotta leave that sort of stuff for the 'face to face' .. maybe i change my name now to babydickloser?? xoxo .. is it May yet?? Well, it was in reply to my query, so I am partially responsible. Naah. Silly babydick. Hahaah. When was it you were planning on coming? I may take a trip out to the west coast in early May.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Well, it was in reply to my query, so I am partially responsible. Naah. Silly babydick. Hahaah. When was it you were planning on coming? I may take a trip out to the west coast in early May.. it was a silly thread .. so self absorbed .. my this my that .. hate my self centered thinking your coming west coast? for zeal? may i ask what area .. i could carry those bags full of dildos xoxo scl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted April 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 it was a silly thread .. so self absorbed .. my this my that .. hate my self centered thinking your coming west coast? for zeal? may i ask what area .. i could carry those bags full of dildos xoxo scl It may be later in the summer. Things are always in flux in my life. Fire is constantly changing Be careful what you wish for.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 It may be later in the summer. Things are always in flux in my life. Fire is constantly changing Be careful what you wish for.... Extremely good advice. What I wish for (YOU), maybe should ultimately become my greatest fear, Zhaophobia perhaps? Also curious as to why things in your life are always in flux? xoxoxo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 It may be later in the summer. Things are always in flux in my life. Fire is constantly changing Be careful what you wish for.... must be the water in me .. that desire to pool at your feet i wish i wish (hope its ok for me to say .. but i heart Your tweets .. so DIVINE .. so NASTY ) i'm suffering from a tooth infection .. two WEEKS .. what the fah .. blah. yet. i'm busy busy. no fun here. no fun at all. wish i was in NYC .. screaming bloody murder at the top of my lungs ... maybe even wearing a cute pink t that reads "hurt me" or "take me to your leader" xoxox scl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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