Amuse Me

So a mistress was taking her sub out for a walk in the woods.  On this occasion the sub is naked frolicking through the woods.  The mistress, being responsible, carries a gun to scare off any dangerous animals to protect her sub.  Her sub, wanting to impress his mistress, decided to show off by showing how high he could climb a tree.  But as usual, he over estimated his abilities and fell out of the tree.  
 

Concerned, the mistress calls 911 telling the operator that she’s afraid her sub may not have survived the fall and doesn’t know what to do.  But the operator tries calming her down.  The operator tells her the first step is to make sure that the mistress is right and to verify the sub is deceased.  The next thing the operator hears is BANG!!

The mistress gets back on the phone and asks “Now what?”

 

Mistress Kang, I hope you enjoyed this cautionary tale of the over anxious sub.  It’s the best I can do until the next time I see you in person.

*pushes you a popcorn ball between some jail bars*

I had an amusing thought the other day after running into you. I had wondered to myself "As imposing as Mistress Kang is, I feel as if her farts are dainty and aren't that potent." Not that I'd ever know as I chuckled to myself 😆.

I’ve never seen some look so beautifully bored as Mistress Kang in this pic. 
I can only manage the depths I’d sink to in order to keep you amused. 

To celebrate International BDSM day, July 24th, Head Mistress Jessy Kang will host a barbecue. On the menu are hot dogs, hamburgers and corn on the cob. The finale involves toasting marshmallows on metal skewers over a campfire. How the aforementioned  items find their way into the inner sanctums of the attendee subs will be left to the wily, creative skills of HM Jessy and her band of merry mistresses. Subs, if you are able to determine what invades, and I mean invades,  your anatomy, I would recommend the hot dogs with mustard. Pass on the spicy mustard and above all, steer totally clear of the hot sauce. Finally, I would vacate the barbecue before the marshmallows get going. If you think hot wax packs a sting you won’t know what hit you when a  flaming marshmallow on a red hot metal skewer introduces itself. Enjoy the day!!!

PS. I’m sure that the mistresses will provide an all natural, nothing artificial, home brewed refreshment to beat the heat!

A beautiful woman lost in thought.