Dannyboy
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So I was sitting on the couch trying to influence my young lady to join me. You approach me and say "Daniel. Leave the help alone. It's time for your oxygen therapy."
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Gentlemen. Behave. You act like you've never seen a beautiful butt before. She is beautiful, I grant you that. OMG I can't stop staring. This is torture.
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Popeye would be jealous.
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Not me! Does anybody believe that?
Dannyboy
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Olivia Newton-John.
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Remember (Walkin' in The Sand)
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And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me
And tiptoe through the tulips with me?
I ain't no Tiny Tim.
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I visited the Intrepid last year and was admitted free as a veteran. Served almost 3 years on an Essex class carrier which is the same as the Intrepid. Wish you could have been with me.
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Loch Lomond or Loch Ness.
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Global warming.
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Yes I have when I was in the Navy. I remember meeting a British girl while on liberty and having a good time with her. I served a Shore Patrol shift during that stay and wasn't permitted to carry a nightstick. It is a Moslem country and they didn't want American military personnel carrying weapons. I had to break up a fight between a marine and a sailor. Almost got my head taken off. Got pleasantly buzzed a few times and one night took a horse drawn carriage back to the dock. That was before you were born dear Lady.
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Happy Birthday to You!
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Old enough to realize I am too old!
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On 1/21/2019 at 8:45 PM, theDumbMule said:
Miss Piggy is going to be jealous...of course I am too.
Heard Miss Piggy had a "frog" in her throat.
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Siamese twins?
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Not to be confused with the "Koi" smile.
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I could form a coherent sentence if I truly wanted too. Maybe later.
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Is London Bridge falling down?
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I see.
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I've seen that look before. Just before I got dumped.
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A bridge over troubled waters.
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I wonder if a strict spanking ensued?
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Make sure he follows the code of Bushido.
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What's a man to do?
Lounging around
in Fortress Alumni
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Well, as I am occupied with the therapy you take her aside and tell her that most of my millions are locked up in a trust fund. So if she was expecting a windfall after I kick the bucket she has a big surprise waiting for her. You tell her that she is good for me but she better not expect too much. So be a good girl and maybe we'll cover her tuition if she wants to go back to college.