Phred
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This video went viral in my office and the gym tonight - really incredible! I don't watch Game Of Thrones, but I heard Hafthor Bjornsson was one of the main characters in the show:
I recently had my DNA tested and found out I'm 3% Scandinavian, which, in my mind, I take to mean 3% VIKING! So awesome! Trying to really exploit that meager 3% in the gym!
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A cooking and cleaning slave would be ideal. Any submissive cooks/chefs here?
A RESOUNDING YES!!! I love cooking, Mistress Rey!
Also love cleaning - there's something therapeutic about washing dishes...
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I would carry you to the ends of the Earth, Mistress Tran.The first part of the interview process is to see how far you could walk with my on your back....how many blocks do you think?
This position requires a lot of "lifting and carrying"
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So what if they call him "Cock Chestner". He's freaking MASSIVE it doesn't even matter.
This video is awesome because of Joe Rogan's instinctive reaction to "Big Boy" hulking out at the camera LOL
I also like it because "Big Boy" is 266#, one whole pound heavier in this weigh-in ;-) Man crush with me, it's Wednesday- he must eat like three steaks in one sitting!
One of my buddies recently got me into watching Ronda Rousey - she kicks some serious ass! She was recently in "Expendables 3" and was really fantastic. Here's a clip of her 16 second knockout fight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0K_u229pug
Here's a really great Godsmack/UFC video which, incidentally always reminds me of my sessions at the FF:
Lest you boxing purists on the Forum feel left out, here's a clip with Rocky and Raging Bull:
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I just got a new body lotion. It's called "Belladonna".
Who wants to give me a tongue bath?!?
Mistress Zhao, so devious and evil! No, I'm not falling for this one. Belladonna? Deadly nightshade? I'm sure you've been working on your tolerance over the past few months. Giving you a tongue bath with you covered in a lotion called "Belladonna" would be a horrendous blunder, second only to getting involved in a land war in Asia
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phred! You were the first person I thought of when I saw this post! I knew you'd get a kick out of it
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HAHAHA!!! Way too funny, Mistress Tran, but still pretty hot! Love that the bandmembers are dressed in skeleton outfits. I looked at some of their other videos, they make me think of a Japanese Dragonforce.
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HA!!! Reminds me of this priceless children's book, read by Samuel L. Jackson:
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I'm sorry to hear that you have been having neck issues, Mistress Kang, but it sounds like you saw someone and it is stable and/or improving, which is fantastic
! I hope it continues to get better.I remember my first few jobs also involved sitting in front of a computer for 8 hours a day. After a few years of that I was pretty much ready to chew my own hand off to escape - I commiserate with you, Mistress Kang!
I wish I could session with you during your rate change. However, I'm hoping I can session with you in April and celebrate my 3rd anniversary at the FF with you! I'm really looking forward to that!
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I have a sneaking suspicion that, as part of any Fortress fitness routine, the Mistresses would likely have us subs do this:
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Woe to you of Earth and Seas, for the Devil sends the Beast with Wrath,
because he knows that Time is short...
Let him who hath Understanding reckon the Number of the Beast,
for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six...
on the today's Top poster's list I just learned, that my next post,
which means this post will be my 666th on the fortress forums...
So this is too all Iron Maiden Fans out there...
if I ever get to 2358 posts I will quote "2 minutes to midnight"
Maiden rules \m/ !
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I used to avidly watch the show "The X-Files" in the early 1990s. Had a HUGE crush on Gillian Anderson (Agent Scully). The term we used back then to describe a woman who's significant intellect caused us Sapiosexuals to go berzerk, much like Agent Scully, was IDDG - "Intellectually Drop-Dead Gorgeous".
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Yes, 1000%!
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Alter Bridge just released a new song called "Addicted To Pain".
Interestingly enough, their new album is called "Fortress"....
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There are so many, many songs. However, one of my favorites isn't really the whole song, it's a line at the end of a song. It's from "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones, and the line is "You make a dead man cum."
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I was referring to Phred's dee-groovy, not the pipe. Methinks I've been insulted.
I believe in this thread Mistress Kang was quoting from the song "What Is Love?" by Deee-Lite from the 80s. One of the lines in the song is "Deee-groovy", which is what I posted
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Deee-groovy!
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You know what that dude needs? ....yep, MORE cowbell.
JuJuB! HAHAHA! That, by far, is the funniest post EVER!
I can't stop laughing
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I believe Mistress Kang has posted numerous times about how she loves to session with a newbie.
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Agree 100% on this one. It seems to informal to address them by their last names, and I don't think I would feel comfortable writing it that way. At the very least, this is THEIR house and we are GUESTS.
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I haven't seen Phred respond to this post yet. But I would say he's Gir the obsession too.
I always see him online during work hours.
Come on Phred, fess up
100% obsessed
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This is a great topic. I have been discussing BDSM with a female friend of mine - she's very curious and knows that I like BDSM, but she doesn't really know the full extent. The other day she asked me if I was more comfortable being dominant or submissive, and I blurted out "I'm dominant 100% of the time - I need a break, so of course I'm submissive." Caught me a bit by surprise
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Haven't seen the movie, but one of my all-time favorites of course is "Pumping Iron". Not so much for the bodybuilding part, but it is so much fun to watch Arnold wage psychological war against Lou Ferrigno and run rings around him. Arnold's pretty much won the contest before they even step on stage!
BTW - I'm completely addicted to strength:
http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi00OTE3ZTBmNTUxNDRlYmE5
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This is a huge problem for me
. I sometimes go a whole hour holding it in (in a serene yoga studio). That's quite a workout in itself.DUDE! Have the same problem
! Before I lift, I usually do a brief "fart check" off in the corner of the gym to make sure there's no potential in there. I would be completely mortified if I ripped ass into my trainer as she is spotting my squat, since she's standing right behind me up against my back, my butt in her stomach and her arms around my chest. Oh boy...Not to beat a dead horse, but... OK, I'm going to beat a dead horse here. In the 80s there was a race horse named "Hoof Hearted" - say that 10 times fast! Anyway, there's a video on YouTube of the announcer calling the race - pretty damn funny!
Did you know that anesthesiologists are called "gas passers"? Because they give (pass) gas to put people to sleep. For surgery. OK, crickets....
Man Servant
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Why are they always named Bates???