Mistress Kang

You get two BIG cyber-head-pats for that one *PAT* *PAT* "twang" ha. Such a democratic distributor of limericks you are (says Yoda lol).

Happy "T-Day" To Everyone! Thursday Thanksgiving Turkey Day Take-Off-Work Day Tmall-Dude Day...LOL

Why can't you sissies be more like him?!?! Sheesh...

I'm just loving this article: http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation Their clothes are kinda cute too...

Have you ever seen the movie, "Mr. Brooks"? Your closet reminds me of his lol http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/ I love that scooterer's BUTT!!!

LOL Do you eat whities for breakfast too? And what does "weird.(g)" mean? "Weird but good"??

Saw this video and thought of Zhao- she's always eating them whities and saving the yellows...because they're special!

Ever since I watched this video, every once in a while one of the comments posted below the video and that weird cartoon character's voice saying "tadoo!" comes to mind and makes me crack up LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfnCcciFJ3s&feature=related

During that expedition of mine, I came across at least 4 boxes of floppies and old towers with floppy inserts LOL My father was a computer programmer..

You wanted to surprise me at the end of the session? With what?!??

It's not all *that* new but still. Have you been honored with the experience yet? Photo Comment: Neato. I get a tiny thrill when I have one in my hand. The size, the shape, the options it offers, all the capabilities... DIP *and*/*or* SQUEEZE people! Accidentally discovered this video which just happens to compliment the very essence of this topic. SPOILER ALERT: He says his name at 4:15 mark. And then, "Burger. New York." LOL * * * WARNING: Will cost approximately 4.5 minutes of your life (no refunds lol). * * * [media=] [/media]

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

That's cute "bratting for a spanking". Should get a t-shirt printed like that for as your sub-uniform

All together now!

LOL

Bradley- Not many people can open up about something so personal and private. To me you've always seemed to be a well-rounded individual...who likes being "under our feet" :wink: Overcoming such a traumatic event in your young life is doubly impressive because you did it on your own. You're like a math genius, turning a negative into a positive :wink: I appreciate your being considerate to the Forum's subject matter; to expect you to share more than you've already offered would insensitive. As for the "STFU moment"- Johnny and I have a brief history (restricted to the Forum) of his..incensant chatter, politely put LOL You and I have sessioned and knowing you'll be back soon gives me time to plan how I'd deal with you and much more creatively! (If you're ready to share more with us I do have an idea, it's unusual but not unprecidented. After talking face-to-face, and if everyone is comfortable with the it, perhaps it can be positively incorporate it into a scene? In any event, it's just an idea, for you to address ad lib.)

milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made stick your finger in the hole out comes a tootsie roll stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar stick it in all the way now you have a milky way!

This is sort of a continuation from the other "storm" threads... New Yorkers are unfamiliar with the slightest turbulence in weather. Of my recollection, before the hurricane before Sandy, the last big snowstorm was about 8-10 years ago and before that was around (just before) 1985, I was walking through fresh snow piled so high that reached past my knees. I think around the same time there was a hailstorm, huge balls of ice came crashing down for a short while and then it stopped. That was the one and only hailstorm I had ever experienced, felt as if I was being pelted with lead spitballs. And it made me think of the mailman lol "rain, snow, sleet or hail.." (used to have lots of stationery, one of the sets had envelopes with a poem on it, "D-liver D-letter D-sooner D-better"). Am I missing anything? During the power outage, I went "home" where I discovered new levels of boredom (hence the topic title). But there were positive aspects to it- for example, an unexpected mini vacation as mentioned in the other thread. (Look! It's toothpaste for "guests" at the "B&B" I stayed at during Sandy LOL) I spent a lot of time in the spare room used for storage full-time and as an office only part-time. I entertained myself by rummaging through the closets, cabinets, shelves, boxes, bags, and every single container I laid my eyes on. It was like having first dibbs on everything in a private thrift shop. There were multiples of almost everything you could think of, useful or not (my HS Algebra textbook was sitting on a shelf at eye level as if still in used). (There were tons of obsolete computer punch cards- at least they were un-punched. This is just one small stack (on top of other obsolete computer paper).) (I hit the motherload here! A full box of VERY outdated continuous printer paper. Doesn't look like much was done with this package after it was delivered in the 80s- it never joined the pin feed printer it was destined for...) At the end of my mini vacation I had way more bags than I had brought with me, they were packed with things I wanted rather than things I needed. And that was okay. I unloaded my bags at home, happy with all of my brand new old used stuff! (Sorry- no pics for that.) Must be a really slippery slope to turn "unintentional engineers of nostalgia" into "organized hoarders". Maybe more people know of others who are like this than I think! Are there any...engineers of this field...here on the Forum?? If yes, then, for the sake of satisfying my pleasure of viewing "home candids", would you please post 1-2 pics that show a part of your home that...has the most memories??

mesukran- A new thread for thank you? You're very welcome! I have plenty of little pictures in my head of our session- for example, you wearing the wooden stool Oh, and your explanation of your forum username... Fun was had.

I told you that how we play is really for privileged eyes! Mistress Tran is so generous

Ah, I see (re: bar), never thought of it that way, but totally true! Conversations I have in bars/clubs never get anywhere close to those topics, this is NYC, partners found in a bar are all temporary lol so If I'm investing time in a conversation one of my top priorities is checking out the rest of the "unseen package" making sure it's up to par

Oh! Cool! Thanks Phred

Sunya- You know what they say about women with big feet (wink wink nudge nudge) don't you? lol Big feet means your subs have more to worship! Have you seen The Expendables (first movie)? Reminds me of this scene but in reverse and about your feet LOL http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/quotes?qt=qt1274923 I think shoes and boots with heels at least 5 inches in height just does wonders for the posture and gives calf muscles definition in every stride I'm sending you an email with a link to where you can order customized footwear in sizes up to 14.5! I've ordered over a half a dozen times from them, you might even recognize some ;-)

That's how they became diseased and turned orange.

Taboo? Yep! It sure is!! Jeriko, you'll always have a place with me, as long as you keep the same shape PS why is going to the bar taboo???