Mistress Kang

I could not whip out my cell cam fast enough. Yes that is BabCOCK Street and the other one (that I missed) is *South* APOLLO Street. How perfect. It's exactly where I should execute ALL of my BI-fun- except it's all the way in Melbourne LOL Strangely bright/blue/clear...like some weird postcard soliciting schoolbus service or something, no?

LAAAAAME! Or as Phred would say "NOT - ENOUGH!" LOL *slams door behind me* LOL!

Vagina- I like "pink", "cookie", and "box". Anus- "brown". Dick- "schlong", "chubby". Breasts- "mosquito bites" (size appropriate).

I now introduce you to our newest Fetish Fortress Player, MISTRESS FAYE SUNYA. What can I say, it's a Fetish Hothouse here :wink: Mistress Sunya is unbelievably Amazonian in just about every sense of the word, her commanding poise notwithstanding her tender disposition. Come. Looksee. Bibs on first! :-P http://fortressnyc.c.../mistress_sunya Mistress Sunya is available for sessions Mondays through Sundays, and offers the *Pre-booking Rate is $170hr. She is NOW taking appointments- here are several ways to book your first session with Mistress Faye SUNYA: ~ fill out the submission form on our website http://fortressnyc.com/contact ~ email your scheduling request directly to us at [email protected] ~ call us- *especially* for your requests for same day bookings [email protected] Look into her eyes... Boldly beautiful loveliness... When Faye has had her fun and is done toying with you, you have explicit permission from me, Head Kang :wink: to go ahead and brag :wink: Be the *first* to write a review!! Got that? :wink: See you all very soon! *Pre-Booking Rate is not available for Fridays, Saturdays or Sundays and is for sessions booked at least one week in advance. Clients who cancel sessions with less than 48 hours notice are no longer eligible for the Pre-Booking Rate. Multi-Player and Pre-booking Rates cannot be combined.

I wear sunglasses because they are like a pair of luxurious personal-sized "face-carrels" fashionably fitted to dress me up from the nose up. Nice to have in a city like NY. Here I am "window" shopping lol Favorite ones that day: Second fave: And third:

This should be interesting! Reply to this post and attach two of your *best*. I'll let you know if they don't suck. Go make me happy.

While I have no official martial arts training, I study and practice moves that I'll use, many derive from MMA, Ju Jitsu. How cool would it be to experience the receiving end testing out my "proof-less-ass-handing-over" techniques! haha You should also beware of our Naomi-Knock-Out a.k.a. MISTRESS HARU! Months of training under her boxing belt means she'll put those Everlast boxing gloves we keep in the Pink Room to excellent use. On you. I like them because they are fitted for small, dangerous, hands, and because they're WHITE (instead of boring red)

Ha, jealous ;-) Twister bedsheets?? Sure, only If you're a the size of a Cabbage Patch LOL My place is full with by-products of my ongoing relationship with Ikea haha

Cousin Plunger? Close..but no cigar LOL It barely qualifies as a true "hack". The top part is an MP3 mount, the bottom part is a weighted dashboard mount for a portable GPS. Even though they were not "meant" to be, I used them together to provide the entertainment I desired...a "forced-bi" if you will ;-) That's me, dominating the inanimate LOL

I was in elementary school when I decided the world needed a curse word dictionary defining "fuck" as a verb, noun, adjective... Turd cutter I like too ;-) Goes hand in hand with farts being called "cries of an imprisoned turd" Penis- noodle. Anus- fuck-hole, since balloon knot has already been claimed. And I double"Fun Bags" for breasts AND testicles. How do you like them apples? LOL

You may recall my nightly ritual of surfing my Android, new apps, browsing the net for interesting articles, even watching Netflix! Sometimes I can prop it up on my boobs but otherwise my arm would often ache and go numb. I thought to myself "how convenient would it be to have an arm, NOT mine, to do this for me!?". And then e.Quip was born: Every night I sit him next to me or even ON me, for a different angle When I'm done, I put him on the table next to my bed. Sometimes I even let him sit at my desk with me while I work or hold my mini speaker speakers. He's almost too perfect- just the right height, adjustable, quiet, obedient...

I inherited a vinyl collection myself but have been rid of my audio cassette collection for a long time, maybe since early 90s. Remember the dual cassette stereos? Every new tape I acquired was copied almost immediately so in case it was damaged I'd have a backup! George Michael's Faith album, GN'R's Appetite, Madonna's True Blue...all made its way onto a their own Maxwell lol

Ha! You're right, it does sort of look like a beer commercial, only there's no beer LOL

re: "Lets go big dildo!"- The image of a big wheel with dildos protruding around the entire edge like spokes passing it's mark by hitting the BIG single dildo. Kind of like this but imagine dildos instead of spokes...LOL http://www.displays2...ry.aspx?ID=4063 Take out the pieces of paper and throw in some plugs and gags- they are really the same, only one is meant for your face hole: http://www.displays2...ry.aspx?ID=3887

Bruises and markings from pain are like reminder buttons, like Staples "Big Easy Button"! Here, let me give you a Kang-button as a souvenir!

And looks hysterical while doing so! Grown man playing a pink Hello Kitty guitar- ha!

"How $heeyit"??!! LOL Thanks, I'm flattered you are all enjoying them

Dearest Soon-To-Be-Contenders, Mistress Tran showed me a few of these items, she was so excited about them I can assure you that in the hands of the diabolical, these tools quickly transform and become more useful than originally intended. Good Luck!!

Oh so many... Same same but different: More... If only more of you subbies had longer hair. Siiigh...

That would be really awesome!! Thanks tommy

Ha! How convenient..LOL

Mistress Tran's Vietnamese Interrogation Tactics...to die for!

Now, now, we can't be as lucky like you woffy LOL whip- I'll personally see to it that the stars line up for you this time around! Stars...they're what you see when you're under my spell, isn't it? On another note- do you recall actually having met each other (albeit briefly) when we had our "Dim-Sum-Domme-Day"? (lol) Brings me to memories of this cute-funny song and video- "Dim Sum Girl" by The Notorious MSG. Has anyone ever heard of them or this song? [media=] [/media]Dim Sum Girl.mp3

Nearly all our German customers speak perfect English, it is more of a courtesy and a way to let them know they are welcome and wanted. Being a tourist in NYC is expensive, all the more so if you go to a rip-off place. I think Fortress is a pretty cool experience to have if you are visiting. It would be great to get a review on a German language BDSM forum with a link to the German translation *hint* *hint* ;-)

I based the languages on traffic numbers, not that much for Hebrew. You volunteering to do it?