It's probably because you are far more refined, sophisticated, complex and smooth to even be mentioned in the same sentence. You don't want to know what Thunderbird is but have you heard of Mad Dog 20 20? Same level. Cheap, unsophistocated, unbalanced, course, but as with all wines, enough gets you happy. You'll do fine, I've got your back (or is it that you have mine?).
I have no idea about "Mad Dog".
About whites, many love it, but frankly, it is not my favorite.
When I say that about whites, MANY have said: "On a hot summer day a REALLY COLD glass of wine is great."
Frankly, if something has to be super cold for me to enjoy, I'm a bit iffy about that... Making a drink cold can confuse your taste buds thinking it's better than it is.
I'm no expert. Just my opinion