Mistress Haru

Because I care so much about the environment, I would like all subs to arrive in style. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/909601-poo-powered-motorcycle-kicking-up-a-stink-in-japan

We'll run a cocktail of mistress pee through, for the sake of sterilization of course.

Sub would have to greet it. Wouldn't it be cute to be able to exchange bows with the little guy that's going to be disappearing into our body?

Scientists have developed an autonomous soft robot that can writhe its way into any dark, tight orifice. Sorry boys, now that we have something that can find it's way out, there's really no room to complain that it might get lost. Not that I cared much before.

I remember in elementary school I used to have a kid follow me around all the time. I would kick him to the ground and flip him on his back every time he tried to give me a gift... We ran into each other again in high school and needless to say, the pattern hadn't changed

Shine, sessioning with you was a pleasure. It was good to know that what I learned in high school tennis didn't go to waste. Next time, let's practice backhand. I want to see photos of each mistresses' handiwork!

Shine, looking at what we did to you, I would say that something had a hell of a time trying to rip it's way out of your body.

Most of my physical altercations with men have been shut down easily with a few choice words and face, but I would love for the subs to get the full experience.

Most of my physical altercations with men have been shut down easily with a few choice words and face, but I would love for the subs to get the full experience.

As if you needed reminding of what will happen to your face when you walk into my room. http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17tfu9auucnjjjpg/original.jpg

Julie Newmar is hands down my favorite catwoman. It's all about pursuit of pleasure with her. With every other villain, they talk on and on and make a silly mistake so the handsome but bland hero can save the day and come through. Newmar's Catwoman really only gets "caught" because she's bored and needs to be entertained. She keeps Batman alive because it's just more fun to confuse his noble little head(s)...

Jake Gyllenhaal- puppy play definitely, but occasionally emetophilia Ryan Gosling- open to everything but only in front of mirrors

What a fun Easter egg hunt! Only these eggs vibrate... or are 12 inches long...

So many uneaten poptarts...

I've been carrying ropes around with me in my purse. Usually when people see it and give me a quizzical look, I bat my eyes, laugh and say "You know girls and their bags!"

"A concerned resident called Bochum police at 11 pm on Sunday, worried that someone was trying to get into the house with a drill. The noise was so loud, Die Welt newspaper reported on Monday, that the tiles in his flat were vibrating. He joined the officers in scouring the house to track down the mysterious noise, which grew ever louder the further down the building they were. Eventually they ended up in the building's communal cellar, expecting to find a determined burglar armed with an electric drill. But on entering there was nothing to be seen apart from a lone vibrator that had fallen off a shelf, turned itself on and rolled up against pipes." http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120627-43381.html Does anybody have their own derp moments with their toys?

Because watching a grown man stumble is one of life's greatest pleasures.

I love this! Pastel pink would make the sweetest little wrist cuffs.

you know what, school auditorium wouldn't be good for much besides a dog show promenade. I think big, grown men could do with a good scare, complete with audience participation.

Why do you think you get a say in where we go? As a former Catholic school girl, I can say we learn how to handle ourselves. You learn how to throw out an A+ glare when you catch men staring.

What happens when disrespectful teenage boys harass a young Asian woman on a jog? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/22/woman-beats-up-gropers_n_1619537.html?ref=topbar I really think that we should be going to schools and giving demonstrations to prevent this from happenings. A line of mistresses, standing in the front of the school auditorium, with their most well-behaved sub on a leash, showing their favorite methods of discipline. Anybody willing to donate their time? Don't you want to make your community a better place?

I don't think the imp could bear to see a woman harmed in any way. Remember him after Joffrey's demonstration? He's desperate for a woman to conquer him, break him

The things that happen to Theon Greyjoy...

Who knows what humiliation games she's running Chris Brown through now. He seems to be following her around an awful lot. I can think of a few things...