Dear mZ,
Even something that I happen to despise served upon the object of my desire, has to add immense appeal to the meal in question, and served out of your butt, the delicious flavor which that adds would have me licking my lips for more of your special seasoning. When it comes to my Dream Mistress, I will settle for whatever I can get, but if it involves your beautiful butt, I consider that an extra special treat and myself extremely lucky.
xoxoxo