Mistress Ahn

Ok, so I noticed a few guys have written poems to some of the girls, so I thought I'd write one for you.

Roses are red

My balls are blue

My ass is still bruised

Thanks to you

I know, I know...I make Walt Whitman look like a retarded douchebag.

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