jellybellynyc

YOU are a tasty comestible!!!!

I have become quite fond of wine over the past few years. It is especially nice to take a wine related trip. For instance, I visited the vineyards of the Sonoma Valley in northern California and took a wine & cheese course at Robert Mondavi!! That was a lot of fun, although the course was filled with New Yorkers!! Once, I visited the Burgundy region of France and drove from small village to small village exploring the wine caves and fields and old mansions of pinot noir fame!! Eating the food in this area was like being in heaven. It was an absolute gastronomical orgasmic experience!! Do you travel much, Mistress Ree?

I had a 5 course dinner at Le Bernardin in midtown last night! It was pure ecstasy!! Le Bernardin is probably the greatest overall restaurant in New York. Their speciality is French seafood. I chose the wine pairing with my course to enhance the experience. I recommend extremely highly!!!!

You are by far the very BEST!! You totally rock!! Enjoy your sizzling summer Goddess!!

I plan on expanding my waistline by eating lots of great food and drinking lots of cool, refreshing beverages!! Thus, I will be able to more accurately resemble a huge, jiggling beach ball while sunbathing on the beach!!

Up the Irons!! MAIDEN RULES!!

I suppose the lack of ventilation within your old Converse sneakers when your beautiful feet sweat causes a potent build up of sulfur gases!! You could probably auction off those old sneakers!! I am certain that you would get a lot of high bids from your devoted fans!!

Dear Mistress Ree, Out of intense curiosity, how exactly would you make those absolutely gorgeous little feet of yours stink so much?? What is your special technique? I am dying to know!!