Mistress Sophia Katz Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 The Onion is usually pretty funny, especially when they have BDSM spoof articles and news in photos section. Here is a funny one I just stumbled on a few days ago: "U.S. Postal Service Appoints First Leather-Clad Postmistress General" Looks like she is doing a bit of pet play with that mail man. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/us-postal-service-appoints-first-leather-clad-post-55833 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayman Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 The Onion is usually pretty funny, especially when they have BDSM spoof articles and news in photos section. Here is a funny one I just stumbled on a few days ago: "U.S. Postal Service Appoints First Leather-Clad Postmistress General" post_mistress.jpg Looks like she is doing a bit of pet play with that mail man. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/us-postal-service-appoints-first-leather-clad-post-55833 Hi Mistress Katz, That is a funny pic! I would love to see her walking the local mail man through my lobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lonewolf Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 MISTRESS KATZ...Regarding "Post Mistress has a package for you" in YOUR most debilitating presence of extreme ultra allurement that justifies your endless male debasement promptly delivered up to maximum potential of FIRST CLASS FEMALE SUPREMACY ritually implemented with YOUR impeccable unyielding deliverance...brutally predictable always lustfully endured sensual female extremism personified...Lonewolfs..."KATZ me OW...OW...OW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Oh I can remember the Marvelettes who sang "Please Mr. Postman." That was so long ago. It might be updated to "Get Your Ass Over Here Mr. Postman (your PostMistress requires you." Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theDumbMule Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 The Onion is usually pretty funny, especially when they have BDSM spoof articles and news in photos section. Here is a funny one I just stumbled on a few days ago: "U.S. Postal Service Appoints First Leather-Clad Postmistress General" post_mistress.jpg Looks like she is doing a bit of pet play with that mail man. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/us-postal-service-appoints-first-leather-clad-post-55833 It makes you wonder if she would still have problems with dogs chasing her...I'm betting she would have a handle on the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Vivienne Fang Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 My only concern is that mail would arrive too slowly, given how lazy subs often take their time when crawling on their hands and knees. Maybe they should have other mistresses whipping the mailmen from behind to speed them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 My only concern is that mail would arrive too slowly, given how lazy subs often take their time when crawling on their hands and knees. Maybe they should have other mistresses whipping the mailmen from behind to speed them up You're so mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Vivienne Fang Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 You're so mean. Guilty as charged > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub_Hub Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Mistress Fang can whip my butt anytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Justine Shankar Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 My only concern is that mail would arrive too slowly, given how lazy subs often take their time when crawling on their hands and knees. Maybe they should have other mistresses whipping the mailmen from behind to speed them up I approve of this plan; they could also be good footrests should postmistresses need a break! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted May 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Hi Mistress Katz, That is a funny pic! I would love to see her walking the local mail man through my lobby. It would be pretty entertaining. It makes you wonder if she would still have problems with dogs chasing her...I'm betting she would have a handle on the situation. Her postman slave is tasked with making friends with other dogs. They speak the common language of "bitch." MISTRESS KATZ...Regarding "Post Mistress has a package for you" in YOUR most debilitating presence of extreme ultra allurement that justifies your endless male debasement promptly delivered up to maximum potential of FIRST CLASS FEMALE SUPREMACY ritually implemented with YOUR impeccable unyielding deliverance...brutally predictable always lustfully endured sensual female extremism personified...Lonewolfs..."KATZ me OW...OW...OW" Well, thank you. My only concern is that mail would arrive too slowly, given how lazy subs often take their time when crawling on their hands and knees. Maybe they should have other mistresses whipping the mailmen from behind to speed them up One Mistress to do walk and one (or more) to encourage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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