What’s the weirdest sex dream you’ve ever had?

[Mistress Dalisay]

I once had one where breast would dry out like clay and mine started to crumble mid session 🤭. (You also had to buy them at the grocery store and while in line they just became a pile of dust.)

Please tell me you can top that? Or is my mind just crazy?

[Mistress Lovely]

Okay but I need to know now if grocery store boobs are refrigerated. Pls clarify for the press. I’m picturing like what we have in the pink room haha

[Mistress Matira]

Omg I actually keep a journal of these.

One of my weirdest dreams involved me attaching my strap harness to a takeout coffee cup and promptly losing it. I walk all around the neighborhood and see a guy trying to strangle himself with it under the awning of a movie theater. I say, “What are you doing with that?!,” he says, “Nothing,” and then four Timothee Chalamets tell me to ask for my harness back in four-part harmony 😂 Not really a sex dream though, I guess. Sex adjacent maybe?

[Mistress Kang]

3 minutes ago, Mistress Matira said:

Omg I actually keep a journal of these.

One of my weirdest dreams involved me attaching my strap harness to a takeout coffee cup and promptly losing it. I walk all around the neighborhood and see a guy trying to strangle himself with it under the awning of a movie theater. I say, “What are you doing with that?!,” he says, “Nothing,” and then four Timothee Chalamets tell me to ask for my harness back in four-part harmony 😂 Not really a sex dream though, I guess. Sex adjacent maybe?

OMG This is so funny LOL Was the coffee cup in place of the dildo?? Every time I read it it gets funnier.

[Mistress Matira]

4 hours ago, Mistress Kang said:

OMG This is so funny LOL Was the coffee cup in place of the dildo?? Every time I read it it gets funnier.

Yeah I think it was lol

[Mistress Dalisay]

On 12/7/2025 at 8:35 PM, Mistress Lovely said:

Okay but I need to know now if grocery store boobs are refrigerated. Pls clarify for the press. I’m picturing like what we have in the pink room haha

omg lol

they were more play-doh consistency, so just kept in a container on a shelf

[Mistress Dalisay]

21 hours ago, Mistress Matira said:

Omg I actually keep a journal of these.

One of my weirdest dreams involved me attaching my strap harness to a takeout coffee cup and promptly losing it. I walk all around the neighborhood and see a guy trying to strangle himself with it under the awning of a movie theater. I say, “What are you doing with that?!,” he says, “Nothing,” and then four Timothee Chalamets tell me to ask for my harness back in four-part harmony 😂 Not really a sex dream though, I guess. Sex adjacent maybe?

This is so specific 😭

I think I would’ve thought it was a nightmare if I was being bothered by a Chalamet choir

[Mistress Ito]

We have grocery store boobs before gts 6

[bart93]

The police were chasing me, I was running through an empty, foggy city. Suddenly, a giant policewoman threw her juice at me like Spiderman, and I lay helpless on the ground. She hid me between her legs so the police wouldn't catch me; she probably wanted me for herself. Of course, I woke up immediately. That day I had to wash the sheets because they were sticky.