Are you a stallion?

[Mistress Tran]

Hello my little ponies!

 

Take note of how to correctly/convincingly make the proper pony noises. Only best stallions get kept in my stable, the rest of you will be sent to the glue factory!

 

MTran

 

http://youtu.be/eylaZDC0SLM

[Jung's Jewboy]

sadly, I am a miniature horse. Gotta get back to the petting zoo now.

[wild willie]

You think you got it bad i am a Eunich

[akiravn1]

Already having nightmares about the Glue Factory.

[Big Trouble Baby]

I am a stallion.

[Jeriko13]

Not sure if I'm a stallion, but you can ride me.

[joey]

liken me to man o war.

[Outcast]

I'm like a broke down carriage horse in central park. Seen better days but love to be ridden just the same.

[TrackWarrior]

I've been ridden a few times at the FF and I've been a donkey. (just figure the worst)

I had my niece at the barn a few years ago when she turned and asked me, "What is that under the horse?", trying to avoid the question I asked, "Do you mean his leg?" she said, "no the thing hanging in the back", Again avoiding the answer I replied "do you mean his tail?" She said, "No the big pink thing hanging down. I asked aunt *&^% (my wife) what it was and she said it was nothing" To which I answered "well your aunt *&^% is spoiled."

 

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[blackstalian]

stallion reporting in! a dark steed bred for riding.

[mongoose]

I'm not a Stallion, I'm just an ass. Call me Au Hasard Balthazar.