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"A concerned resident called Bochum police at 11 pm on Sunday, worried that someone was trying to get into the house with a drill. The noise was so loud, Die Welt newspaper reported on Monday, that the tiles in his flat were vibrating.

 

He joined the officers in scouring the house to track down the mysterious noise, which grew ever louder the further down the building they were.

 

Eventually they ended up in the building's communal cellar, expecting to find a determined burglar armed with an electric drill.

 

But on entering there was nothing to be seen apart from a lone vibrator that had fallen off a shelf, turned itself on and rolled up against pipes."

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120627-43381.html

 

Does anybody have their own derp moments with their toys?

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back when I had room-mates I once left a vibrator out after a shower and I know at least one person saw it. Pretty mild compared to other anatomically more suggestive toys.

 

The BBC's brilliant comedy 'Coupling' points out that everyone should have a porn buddy: someone who has the keys to your place and if you should suffer unanticipated death, his job is to know where all your porn is hidden and remove it before your family arrives to go through your stuff. Should be extended to toys as well!

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I have friends who have my spare keys just in case I get locked out....but I think I really need a "porn" buddy...In my case it would be a "everything naughty" buddy. My apt is filled with toys and torture tools....my buddy would have to be able to handle heavy lifting with all the bdsm stuff I have...hahaha!

 

back when I had room-mates I once left a vibrator out after a shower and I know at least one person saw it. Pretty mild compared to other anatomically more suggestive toys.

 

The BBC's brilliant comedy 'Coupling' points out that everyone should have a porn buddy: someone who has the keys to your place and if you should suffer unanticipated death, his job is to know where all your porn is hidden and remove it before your family arrives to go through your stuff. Should be extended to toys as well!

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"A concerned resident called Bochum police at 11 pm on Sunday, worried that someone was trying to get into the house with a drill. The noise was so loud, Die Welt newspaper reported on Monday, that the tiles in his flat were vibrating.

 

He joined the officers in scouring the house to track down the mysterious noise, which grew ever louder the further down the building they were.

 

Eventually they ended up in the building's communal cellar, expecting to find a determined burglar armed with an electric drill.

 

But on entering there was nothing to be seen apart from a lone vibrator that had fallen off a shelf, turned itself on and rolled up against pipes."

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120627-43381.html

 

Does anybody have their own derp moments with their toys?

 

Reminds me of that IKEA commercial.

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I have friends who have my spare keys just in case I get locked out....but I think I really need a "porn" buddy...In my case it would be a "everything naughty" buddy. My apt is filled with toys and torture tools....my buddy would have to be able to handle heavy lifting with all the bdsm stuff I have...hahaha!

 

Being Your "porn" buddy or "everything naughty" buddy has a really nice ring to it.

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I have friends who have my spare keys just in case I get locked out....but I think I really need a "porn" buddy...In my case it would be a "everything naughty" buddy. My apt is filled with toys and torture tools....my buddy would have to be able to handle heavy lifting with all the bdsm stuff I have...hahaha!

 

Pick me! I'll be your porn buddy!

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I definitely need an "everything naughty" buddy...or I just need to get better at hiding things...once, I left a vibrator that was shaped like a lipstick on my desk and a friend of mine actually thought it was lipstick and tried to put it on! Imagine her surprise!

 

I definitely find a woman who needs an "everything naughty" buddy to be extremely appealing.

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The days when lube and condoms made me giggle are long gone, cuffs and rope weren't even on the radar then. Nowadays, if you can't fill a Magnum XL you're as worthless as the Magnum package itself. I did say XL. Magnum is still not good enough. XXL and you're golden :D Toys- I have a home collection and "office" collectoin :) So would this porn buddy be expected to stop by one's workplace too??

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Yes- they would need to run around this whole city grabbing dirty toys from all our hidden spots! You never know when you are in need of a filthy toy!

 

The days when lube and condoms made me giggle are long gone, cuffs and rope weren't even on the radar then. Nowadays, if you can't fill a Magnum XL you're as worthless as the Magnum package itself. I did say XL. Magnum is still not good enough. XXL and you're golden :D Toys- I have a home collection and "office" collectoin :) So would this porn buddy be expected to stop by one's workplace too??

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