What color should I paint my toenails? ?

I’m not falling for this trap and giving you the wrong answer.  The correct answer is whatever color you want Mistress.

i have my occasional smart moments.

Of course you're not gonna have to paint them yourself... surely you have "people" to do that for you.

I'd love to  ... but you know how clumsy i am.

It could only end badly... for me and the toes.

Cherry red or blood red, whichever suits your mood mistress!

Bright yellow

I feel like this is a trick question so I'm going with:

Clear coat French manicure.

Also, fuuuuuuuuck.....you have super-cute toes.

Pink or lavender would be great but any color would look fine on your pretty toes!

I wish I could be your footstool in this photo.