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Mistress Zhao

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  1. Hi ShyGuy! It was a pleasure meeting you and dining with you and causing you sweet pain! I hope we get to do it again soon
  2. I actually enjoy smelling farts, even when they're "peeling the paint off the walls" to quote spermwhale. Come on, admit that you do it too.
  3. something tells me that your happy place would be the ass-end of a human caterpillar
  4. how's my little chubby bubby?

    1. Outcast

      Outcast

      Hanging in there lol, thrilled to hear from you! :)

    2. Mistress Zhao

      Mistress Zhao

      Aw, I imagine you hanging from a tree branch like a baby sloth ;)

    3. Outcast

      Outcast

      What a sweet,gentle animal to be compared to! Thank you for the compliment Mistess Zhao. Hope you have an enjoyable weekend :)

  5. wayne, Let's try it out and see. But you'll be tied up and I'll be the one doing all the slapping! Deal? Can't wait to see you! manpeach, you want to be slapped in public?! It'll cause a scene! And then I won't be able to just leave it at that, so there will be some laughter and then maybe I'll be wearing a strap on under my dress and then I'd have to sell tickets to your butt-raping. Are you sure you want that?!
  6. that poem you left on my Tail of Two Butts was hilarious!!!! Is it a Phred original??

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    2. Manpeach

      Manpeach

      We used to sing this in the school yard as kids. Later, my kids used to like to run around the yard, naked, and I would chase them around singing this at them. It's amazing how great literature is timeless.

    3. Mistress Zhao

      Mistress Zhao

      LOL @ manpeach! I like imagining you chasing your naked kids around the yard (full of chickens, for some reason) singing this ditty!!!

    4. Manpeach

      Manpeach

      CHICKENS! LMAO!

  7. Hello my fuzzy little manpeach, Apologies for the delayed reply, I have been reminiscing about all of the transgressions you've made beyond your Bond role. The Bond roleplay was a great ice-breaker, but it turned out to be more essential to break that wall that seemed to be damming up a lot of inhibited feelings. Thank you for your kind words, your gentle spirit, and your willingness to be opened up and looked into. I truly appreciate your trust in us. Happy Second Anniversary to us!!!
  8. HAHAHAH we hid that sausage so well, along with a bunch of little "adult" chocolates and one strawberry, too!! Milk_dud, you're always so much fun and I just love having new devious experiences with you! Your mind and body are a fertile playground Why don't you share with us this very interesting definition??
  9. Butt-slams!? I prefer to call it "aggressive face-sitting"
  10. I absolutely LOVE slapping!! So satisfying!!! This video is terrific! Unfortunately I've never had the guts to do it in public. I fear that the humiliation is karmic. Although there was that one time when I was about to knee a guy in the groin..
  11. HA!! Sorry to be so late on this thread, but now that we've met Whostoy, you can see that all of this is sage advice. Hope you remember what I wanted from you for next time! It sure was fun meeting you today!
  12. All of the clips4sale videos are POV, didn't you know? electrofan, I LOVE this idea! Perhaps if we can't make it happen here, I'll just go renegade with my vidcam! What are five questions you'd like to ask?
  13. Good thinking. I have been known to TKO on the first run. But that's only if you ask for it! What kind of off-color question is this?
  14. mikey, Great to hear you'll be back!! Looking forward to seeing you again
  15. The Seven-Day countdown has begun! I hope you're doing push-ups and leg stretches and toughening up your nipples with low-grit sandpaper!
  16. Heya TW. I didn't get a response from you, just Dannyboy, so let me know what's going on with you!

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    2. TrackWarrior

      TrackWarrior

      Ms. Zhao, i think i would rather check into the FF :) Thank You so much.

    3. Mistress Zhao

      Mistress Zhao

      I would you rather check in to the FF also! It's been too terribly long, but I do hope you'll be all patched up and feel better very soon TW!! xx

    4. TrackWarrior

      TrackWarrior

      Your kind thoughts and wishes me an awful lot to me Ms. Zhao. As always You have me refocussed :) See You soon.

  17. Hey mikey, How do you know that? Did we have a session together recently? Identify yourself (non-specificallly)!
  18. That's quite a compliment about Mistress Fei's boobs! I concur
  19. AuAu! We were very happy to stomp all over you in our high heels and use you like a rug to wipe our shoes on So glad you had a great experience! And we hope that we'll get to play with you again in the future!
  20. AuAu, I'm so glad you took the plunge into your fantasy! Ten years is a long time to build up to the actualizing your deep desire! Can't wait to read your next post ;-)
  21. electrofan, Thank you so kindly for your flattering review! We take pride in our courtesy and attentiveness to your specific fetishes and needs because we believe that everyone with an interest in deviating from the vanilla-single-scoop-in-a-cup deserves a chance to get to explore the gigantic multi-scoop-banana-up-your-butt-in-a-waffle-cone-sundae that is so often fantasized about!
  22. This thread makes me giggle! There's a tumblr called "boys with their cats" and it's like viagra for females (who like cats). My kitties are now only allowed on the bed when I am monitoring them. Minus Buddy, actually, because he's shedding like crazy. I mean there are tiny squiggly orange hairs in my drawers and on my soap and in my salt cellar! I've already had him groomed and washed, but it's out of control. If you ever want to torture me, inundate and suffocate me with cat hairs!!!
  23. Manpeach, I do love your lyrical poems. And I especially love them when you sing them to me, naked
  24. Well put, Manpeach! This is an interesting insight because I also believe that stripping away the masks and facades that clothing and artifice can provide would lead us to be more honest and sincere humans. We feel more natural in our naked states, more vulnerable, but also more open and feel less of a need to maintain the front we think we need to "get through life". If only we ALL walked around naked, the world would be a much much much more honest and perhaps peaceful place!! I guess I now know one of the many appeals of nudist colonies.
  25. LOL I hope this is the beginning of your emo love song to me, ittybitty, and that you croon it to me next time we play
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