Mistress Kang
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I wanna eat your hair :-)
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Beautiful! Are you in a Latin American city there?
You are the worst Inspector Gadget. There are yellow taxis, one of those horrible double-decker roof top tour buses, and English road markings.
Guess it makes you more easy for the takin' :-)
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Whenever I forget I take a peek and am surprised I'm still in the mirror LOL
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Mistress Kang, Are you having phone sex with a monkey?
Yes but he used to call me on my cell phone. He used to he used to...
LOL
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Hello? What's that? I'm sorry, I just can't hear you, the phone is in my butt.
Your comment was the best ;-)
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Do you ever re-upholster nekkid?
What?! Hell no. That is a pneumatic upholstery staple gun!
I used to cook naked and didn't think it a thing. During a family gathering for my birthday, a friend gave me an apron set and without thinking I announced "Thanks! Now I don't have to cook naked anymore!".
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Re-upholstering bondage table in the Pink Room.
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Ahem, it was actually a Target aisle..
The "mini" furniture made me think of a mini-talk-show-set LOL (see little sidetable between them...??!!)
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Praise be to pockets! Jessy, what is that little figure on the zipper? I sort of looks like you when you wear the mini (Minnie?) buns
It's a little golden bear ;-) Looks more like YOU!!!!! ;-D
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AHHH SO COOL!! It's like magic ;-)
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Nice Bakasana.
Hey! Watch your mouth.
LOL
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No comment.
(Except, this helps me see you.)
HOW? does this help you see me? You are a certified wackjob- you know, the BEST kind of job of wack.
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This?
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorelei
I'm a sad chick sitting on a rock combing my hair for the first time?
That makes me sad.
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Are you familiar with the movie, Mistress Kang? If not, my comment probably seems...ridiculous. But either way, I've heard the same about his presence. In like him, in a grumpy New Yorker way, but he does have a temper issue....
I didn't know it was a movie, it just sounded like a familiar quote but I just Wiki'd it. Looks like it's a series. Would you recommend any particular one?
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Alec Baldwin knows!
WTF Alec Baldwin? I saw him eating in a restaurant once. He sat alone at a big table facing a window in the West Village. He dominated the restaurant in a Jabba the Hutt way, albeit a handsom-er version ;-)
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you look like a 1940s 'dame'
It's the sepia LOL
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Boss Kang, you are too embarrassed to admit you had the same beam-up-gone-awry misadventure as president Skroob in Spaceballs. Somehow, though, he elicited more laughs.
I honestly am not 100% sure whether this was a compliment, tongue-in-cheek joke, or insult but I've approved it anyway. Please shed some light? If it was a joke then explain your joke because that *always* makes jokes funnier ;-) If it was an insult I'd sleep with one eye open tonight, if at all. kthxbai
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Oooh ooh those lab-cultivated mini seedless watermelons.
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Like your ass hanging out is respectful... ha ha
was wondering how long it'd take for someone to mention that LOL
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This is what seduction looks like.
Sounds like some ad tagline.
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Pressed!
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NOW you're making sense. Greetings from L.A.!
Oooh, you're in LA?
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You got the power.
It's gettin kinda hectic.
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Draws you in..and spits out the pulp!