Mistress Kang

I'm in your brain: "Does she mean Mistress Sunya's cadence...or my collection of hair-dolls? But HOW does she KNOW?!"

WOW, I could *hear* you saying that out loud when I read it. I mean, not to sound like some intense creepy stalker who would collect your stray hairs from the carpet (although hardwood floors and tiles are much easier) to make entire village with little families of hair-dolls that are all YOU, or anything like that but I totally have your cadence memorized by heart Anyone else know what I'm referring to?

OMG that's a real thing. Overload...

"LOL-worthy"! I crack myself UP.

Ha- glad you like it too lol I was re-reading this topic title and could see how someone might click on it expecting that their little SP (derivative of "SPH") was all of a sudden wow-worthy to me BWAHHAHHAAAA.and.HA.

I don't go on vacation *every* year, but most of the time I do. This year it's Hawaii, Honolulu then Kona. Been looking for THE best luggage for carry-on. Suddenly I found myself on Youtube watching packing tips which lead me to this video where I let out a REAL LOUD WHOO-HOO at the end because I was truly WOWED LOL I'm TOTALLY rolling up my shirts :wink: But what about the other stuff!??! [media=] [/media]

Only in Asia. It's too bad we can't enjoy fun stuff like this in NYC. Would love to buy so male-ab space ;-)

Finally got some pics of the dental dam bikini up in the Gallery, did ya'll see it in the strip? :wink: Here's one more :wink:for ya!

YOU'RE CRAZY!!!!!! ;-D

"Look what I can do!!" [media=] [/media]

Still working on that roll of duct tape. I've Kittified my 7 port usb hub! Very neat. NEATO! I made a bikini out of dental dam. It's pink and green, has a very "Strawberry Shortcake" look. My first home-made "latex" outfit lol Will post pics once I locate them...

Hey there you "loose cannon", just firing all over the place aren't you? Have you emailed us yet, Mistress Koi suggested? On another note (sort of), can you (not *you*, but ya'll!) imagine booking your session entirely through a public Forum?!

Asians are not wasteful.

The link sent me to watch it on Youtube. Very cute indeed I'd like to see that "pitch" for delivering a toy to first-time-sissy! Do we all know the dangers of being on Youtube? Look what I found. They are practically KISSING!! Watch 1:47 to 2:15 ("my wife don't get jealous") LOL [media=] [/media] Fast forward to fight day. Silva's showboating got him knocked out.

Has anyone ever seen this amazing invention? LOL http://www.nubrella.com/ Jujubee, if you were having trouble with the ladies, you NEED one of these. It's a total chick magnet. I bet fistluvr has TWO! ;-D

LOL

Does anyone know if there is a name for the gesture where you breath on your nails and "shine" them on your shirt (ie: "I'm kind of a big deal...")? In any event, I think of myself as somewhat of a selfies-connoisseur [insert gesture here] :wink: Here's the new gallery we've added, they were taken during a recent shoot-day at the Fortress while I was alone in the Pink Room (Mistress Zhao didn't know! LOL) Have a look-see: http://fortressnyc.c...re_kang_selfies P.S. My legs look particularly SHINY in this one, almost as shiny as my shoes! Speaking of my shoes, don't they just look so...so...lick-able?! DON'T THEY! >Sslurrpp!! :grin:

"Walking" is that what we're calling it now?

My sense of what's weird is definitely skewed, and I think most, if not all, of the Fortress ladies feel the same way. That said, I can see how his work is reaching out and can appreciate it for what it is. But I agree with Sunya on how it could have been more "eyeball-popping-out-and-catching". I've been itching to make a Moma trip, if I do add this to my itinerary I'll report back On another note regarding art and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Although his art is not sexualized, it does come from a place in his brain where his wiring is probably as messed up as ours! I think he's pretty awesome. http://www.willard-w...om/default.aspx In his interview he says that he has accidentally inhaled his work before LOL Scroll down to the last video (kind of long but interesting!): http://www.willard-w....com/video.aspx

Here, took some of the legwork out for you people LOL Her name in English is Kyary Pamyu Pamyu: https://www.google.c...lient=firefox-a Skip to 0:23 when she starts talking. Just makes you want to puke a rainbow, right? [media=] [/media]

Wow, we can always count on slumberjack to crack a joke So corny I *HAVE* to LAUGH!! LOL Just you all know, I do NOT like eyeball discussions, so skimmed through before posting this- HA!

FYI guys, the FortressNYC.com web and email server is located outside of the US on a dedicated server and had been since we have opened.

H.A.R. H.A.R. That's a good one lol Thank you for the birthday wishes ;-)

So...I've decided to knit myself something. More specifically, an oversized hooded scarf with pockets Here's my equipment: Overall it will be "mulit-colored", one pocket will be pink the other will be blue. I got some wooden toggle buttons and an ice cream cone patch too for fun :wink: But anyways, has anyone ever noticed how much knitting is like KNOTTING?! [media=] [/media] [media=] [/media] Now I just have to decide which stitch to use! Any suggestions? LOL

Un-groovy? Yes that pipe is quite smooth. The size of that pipe compared to the building is the size of XXX compared to "you".