Mistress Kang

So stereotypical- Asian gambler...LOL The Fetish Fortress OTB

Ooh, I wish I could have found a pair of heavy latex pants that looked like frog legs...but all I found was this: Is that sideways-can-can even possible?!

I totally agree with your tagline "Laughter is the best medicine ...whether it's voluntary or not ;)" And that's why I keep a funnel, spreader gag and a big ol' container of it- all in my back pocket

Indeeed... Welcome to the conversation Captain Obvious ;-)

Last words: "I can't take anymore, I'm not a good pain slut" Bwaahhhahaa http://www.tube8.com/asian/mistresses-kang-ko-tran-and-zhao-of-fortressnyc-versus-candy/3485981/ I love the parts where we're all laughing together..at poor Candy. Q: Why did I name him Candy? A: Because he reminds me of a bracelet-candy

Have you all seen this? It's only like ten seconds long but it's sooo freaking hilarious!! First of all, the sound at the beginning is so squeaky LOL and then I'm pretty I lied about not doing it again...or at least I definitely thought about it. Does anyone know if I did? LOL http://www.clips4sale.com/preview/preview.php?id=7310548

Ha! I was waiting to see who would be the first to notice She's our newest Domina, still in training, once she's done training her profile will be available for everyone's eyes. But for now, only a few privileged subbies have had the opportunity to meet her in training sessions with Mistresses Zhao, Tran and myself. This group of "Kang's Select" I like to call them ;-) are super lucky because instead of the usual discounted rate, it's totally FREE to meet Mistress Eva Koi while she's training. Q: How do I enlist in "Kang's Select", you ask? A: Make a *positive* impression on a Fortress Player and your name will come up...eventually. Good subs are are always well rewarded. If you're a good sub, you'd know that! ;-) Q: How can I see a picture of Mistress Koi now? A: You can't! LOL Q: That's not fair Mistress! A: Yep.

Here's another one. Make sure you have the volume ON. It kind of gets stuck in your head.. http://www.doineedajacket.com/dinaj.asp?dinaj=KNYC

Anyone ever used this site? http://www.thefuckingweather.com/ It's actually useful LOL

You get two BIG cyber-head-pats for that one *PAT* *PAT* "twang" ha. Such a democratic distributor of limericks you are (says Yoda lol).

Happy "T-Day" To Everyone! Thursday Thanksgiving Turkey Day Take-Off-Work Day Tmall-Dude Day...LOL

Why can't you sissies be more like him?!?! Sheesh...

I'm just loving this article: http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation Their clothes are kinda cute too...

Have you ever seen the movie, "Mr. Brooks"? Your closet reminds me of his lol http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/ I love that scooterer's BUTT!!!

LOL Do you eat whities for breakfast too? And what does "weird.(g)" mean? "Weird but good"??

Saw this video and thought of Zhao- she's always eating them whities and saving the yellows...because they're special!

Ever since I watched this video, every once in a while one of the comments posted below the video and that weird cartoon character's voice saying "tadoo!" comes to mind and makes me crack up LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfnCcciFJ3s&feature=related

During that expedition of mine, I came across at least 4 boxes of floppies and old towers with floppy inserts LOL My father was a computer programmer..

You wanted to surprise me at the end of the session? With what?!??

It's not all *that* new but still. Have you been honored with the experience yet? Photo Comment: Neato. I get a tiny thrill when I have one in my hand. The size, the shape, the options it offers, all the capabilities... DIP *and*/*or* SQUEEZE people! Accidentally discovered this video which just happens to compliment the very essence of this topic. SPOILER ALERT: He says his name at 4:15 mark. And then, "Burger. New York." LOL * * * WARNING: Will cost approximately 4.5 minutes of your life (no refunds lol). * * * [media=] [/media]

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

That's cute "bratting for a spanking". Should get a t-shirt printed like that for as your sub-uniform

All together now!

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Bradley- Not many people can open up about something so personal and private. To me you've always seemed to be a well-rounded individual...who likes being "under our feet" :wink: Overcoming such a traumatic event in your young life is doubly impressive because you did it on your own. You're like a math genius, turning a negative into a positive :wink: I appreciate your being considerate to the Forum's subject matter; to expect you to share more than you've already offered would insensitive. As for the "STFU moment"- Johnny and I have a brief history (restricted to the Forum) of his..incensant chatter, politely put LOL You and I have sessioned and knowing you'll be back soon gives me time to plan how I'd deal with you and much more creatively! (If you're ready to share more with us I do have an idea, it's unusual but not unprecidented. After talking face-to-face, and if everyone is comfortable with the it, perhaps it can be positively incorporate it into a scene? In any event, it's just an idea, for you to address ad lib.)