Johnny

It looks like his 8====D is almost half the length of his height so if he's 6 feet tall, than it must be almost 3 feet long. It looks like he's doing alright.

Mistress Lahiri: Your feet are absolutely beautiful. Wow, Bangladeshi Women are hot.

Love & Heroin - This is weird, when I was a teenager, early 80's, I was walking down St. Marks Place & this attractive couple, guy & girl, about early to mid 20's, were sitting on the hood of a car & they started to get ready to have a passionate kiss, it looked like a movie the way they put their hands on each others faces & stared into each other's eyes, getting ready to have this incredible passionate kiss & then all of a sudden, as they moved their faces closer to each other & their lips were just about to touch, they became completely stiff, it was like the twilight zone in color, completely paralized & stuck in the positions that they were in, almost like time stopped for them and noone else & there they were paralyzed holding onto each other's faces & then they started to tip over & fall onto the roof of the car, but with their arms & legs still bent in that position. They must have both shot up at the same time or one right after the other. & wanted to have experience that kiss exactly when the drug would take effect. Although that was one of the first times I saw someone on heroin, that pretty much was a typical day in NYC in the 80's. Luckily, I never, ever touched that stuff.

There's a guy on my block who yells & screams at his imaginary friend every day. I guess they don't get along too well. In the 80's & 90's in the Bowery, Chinatown, LES, etc., there were usually crazies & homeless people all over the place, at least 3 or 4 on every corner, sleeping on the sidewalk. When I was in high school, there was this homeless women who slept in a giant refrigerator box on the sidewalk every night right around the corner from me & I walked passed her every day on my way to school & one morning, I walked passed her & out of nowhere she jumps out of the box at the speed of lightning, scared the shit out me, & she got into a fighting stance, I thought she was gonna attack me, & she starts spitting at me, really far, this women could spit, luckily she didn't get me, & I ran away from her. After that, she didn't bother me for a couple of months so I forgot about it & then all of a sudden, she did it again. I finally started walking on the other side of the street. Eventually she was gone. But I still think of it every time I walk passed that building. A homeless person once gave me a present. I remember so many homeless people over the years & I wonder if they're still alive. One time a lady kept saying hi to me in the E train Station every morning & I used to ignore her because homeless people were a lot more aggressive back then & one day she was talking to me & said I saw you the other day walking with your guitar, are you in a band & I would ignore her. About a week later, I was going to work & she stopped me & said, I have a present for you & she's looking through her bags & I said, listen I gotta go to work, I don't have time for this & she says wait one second, I have a gift for you & I said I really gotta go & I started to walk away & she pulled out a guitar pick & smiled at me & handed it to me. I stopped & took the pick & said, thank you so much, that really was thoughtful. She said I found it & immediately thought of you. I felt really bad after that & I kept the pick for a long time, wondering if I was the only person left who acknowledged her existance & then I eventually lost that pick & felt bad about it & then my girlfriend made me feel bad for losing it. I wonder if she's still alive.

I vaguely remember reading a Halle Berry interview a long time ago & she said, specifically for that crackhead role in Jungle Fever, she purposely didn't brush her teeth for like a week or so right before filming because she wanted it to be realistic. She may have been joking, though.