Ha! I think my very earliest was in elementary school reading Peanuts and getting turned on, w/o quite understanding, by poor CB getting disrobed by a line drive hit by a girl on the other team.
So if I don't have fetish wear, what's good for a guy to wear to Smack? I noticed that bike shorts look a lot like what some people wear. Jeans and a tshirt ok? Has anyone else just gone alone before?