theDumbMule

Poor 🐂. But at least no mules were harmed in making this photo.

I don’t know, but if they could loosen them I would appreciate it

Yes Mistress

I like the work place dress code at the Fortress 😍

Uh oh…”Some” is probably a good way of putting it. But willing to voice the pain I’m experiencing for feedback to the mistress is what I was trying to convey 😉

That’s just a warmup

Oowww!!!

I have no idea what you mean…🤔

😬😳🫣

Sweet!!

I now all of a sudden feel a need to drink Coke

I have no idea how to torture a sub…nope…nothing here

So a mistress was taking her sub out for a walk in the woods. On this occasion the sub is naked frolicking through the woods. The mistress, being responsible, carries a gun to scare off any dangerous animals to protect her sub. Her sub, wanting to impress his mistress, decided to show off by showing how high he could climb a tree. But as usual, he over estimated his abilities and fell out of the tree. Concerned, the mistress calls 911 telling the operator that she’s afraid her sub may not have survived the fall and doesn’t know what to do. But the operator tries calming her down. The operator tells her the first step is to make sure that the mistress is right and to verify the sub is deceased. The next thing the operator hears is BANG!! The mistress gets back on the phone and asks “Now what?” Mistress Kang, I hope you enjoyed this cautionary tale of the over anxious sub. It’s the best I can do until the next time I see you in person.

It must have worked. Today was a lovely day.

I’m hiding pretty good this time, aren’t I?

Evil?!?!! I don’t believe it

When a mistress enters the room it brightens my day. Maybe if you all gathered together the sun would come out.