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  2. Perfumes

    in Fortress Guest Forum

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    1 minute ago, Mistress Kang said:

    I can respect that ONLY if you actual can carry it thru. Like put true effort it in. Make it a topic of conversation in the office. CAN YOU?!?!!

    I think people would stop me at "So I was at the dominatrix" if I tried to tell this story and the part about the ziti thing with Zito wouldn't really be the attention-grabbing part. More the dominatrix part and I could just stop right there if the goal is to humiliate myself lmao

  3. Perfumes

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    1 minute ago, Mistress Kang said:

    So you want to be known as the first one to fuck up? Cool. OK. LOL

    I want to fuck up in ways other people haven't in the past and I try to be creative with my fuck-ups in sessions and I take pride in this fuck-up

    Also, KAYYYYY

  4. The Fortress mistresses are not absolutely gorgeous

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    15 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said:

    I got some stupid email from a clothing company with a fake invoice with an order as an April Fool's ad. Did anyone else get something like this?

    No and that's such bad business tbh. Can imagine so many people hating a company for doing that

     

    16 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said:

    Good one LOL They're gorgeous for everything else but their appearance AND their appearance.

    Beautiful souls yeah

  5. Perfumes

    in Fortress Guest Forum

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    On 4/6/2019 at 10:48 PM, Lilbitchbobby said:

    I’ll answer for ziti.  

     

     

    Dude she fucking hates that and this has been covered and I was the chief architect of that joke and its done now k? 

    11 hours ago, franknot said:

     

    Maybe not... is your favorite pasta baked ziti ??

    DUUUUUDE. MYYYYY JOOOOKE. MINE.

    On 4/8/2019 at 3:40 PM, Mistress Alexia Zito said:

    None of these are correct lol 

    Yeah including your name right? And whose idea was it anyway to first call you "Mistress Ziti" as a joke hmmmm? Name starts with 'kevybab' and ends with 'y'...

     

    10 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said:

    If there were a perfume called Ziti and scented with a ziti dish in mind I bet you would think Mistress Zito would like it. Do you see how WEIRD that is?!?!

    Ok cool but just so we're all on the same page I was the architect behind calling her "Mistress Ziti" the first time and now everyone else is copying me. I get that it's an easy and obvious joke to make and it's low-hanging fruit and all that but just so we're clear that was MY joke and IIIIII deserve the credit for it and everyone else is a kevybaby imposter. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING KEVYBABY IMPOSTERS. 

     

  11. DILDO

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    All jokes aside you guys don't want to put soap in your bunghole it'll irritate your anus. Not to be a killjoy. But there's nothing joyous about putting stuff up your butt anyway so I'm not being a killjoy. Although I've taken suppositories before and those feel so fucking good its unbelievable. It's like cool on the outer part of your rectum and then once you push it past a certain point "zzzzooop" it just shoots right up your butthole and feels amazing. I'd take suppositories 30 times a day if I didn't figure that has to be so unhealthy probably to do that if you don't need them.

  14. International Women's Day

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    Here's my list of great women today! What's yours?

    Beyonce

    Rosa Parks

    Gwen Stefani

    Amelia Airheart

    Mistress Zito

    Marie Curie

    Jane Austin

    Audrey Hepburn

    Mom

    Grace Kelly

    Princess Diana

    Mistress Kang

    Margaret Thatcher

    Virgin Mary Mother of God

    Fuckin' Josephine Butler

    Mistress Rey

    Mistress Von Dietz

    Mary Theresa

    Cleopatra

    Mistress Fang

    Joan of Arc

    Virginia Woooooolf

    Mistress Shankar

    Venus Goddess of Love

    Bessie Coleman

    Mistress Jin

    Buncha Instagram models

    Coco Chanel

    Estée Lauder

     

  21. A Mistress' Friday Night

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    Just now, Mistress Kang said:

    You know what I mean. Don't be dense.

    Maybe I have internalized his way of talking a bit at times because I like the aesthetic of how he talks. And he's not the only person I've done that with and this doesn't make me a psychopath or lacking of a personality or anything - parts of everyone's personalities are conscious (ego) and parts are unconscious (superego). Freud said to think of personality like an iceberg. So at the conscious level of my personality I do like to integrate traits and mannerisms that I find aesthetic or something I'd enjoy emulating. And I bet everyone probably does this to different degrees and I think it's fine and normal and doesn't make someone a psychopath. In high school I tried Charlie from Always Sunny's personality for a bit, sometime Dennis too. I found it funny. There's definitely been other ones like if I watch a movie I like or something. And now I do feel like maybe I'm a psychopath when I type this all out but I care about people I genuinely do like family and stuff I care about like and feel emotions for. So if you read that as Chris D'elia's voice that doesn't make a... deeeeennnnnnt in my ego. 

  25. A Mistress' Friday Night

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    Why are people guessing things that aren't crazy; they're hyping something up. It was better than 'orgy' apparently, so why the fuck would it be bingo, a low carb keto dinner followed by netflix followed by going to bed early waking up working out and having a boozy brunch, PIZZA MOVIES AND DRINKS, a show, clubbing, or any of this mundane shit people are listing. It was ABOVE 'ORGY'. ABOVE 'ORGY'. DID YOU KILL A BUNCHA PEOPLE OR SOMETHING? The fuck was your Friday night that was soooooooo gooooodd

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