Let's talk about something that rarely ever gets talked about: "Midtarsal Break" or "Prehensile Feet" or even more commonly known as "Grabby Toes"
According to Google Gemini: "8% (or about 1 in 13 people) have flexible, chimp-like feet featuring a midtarsal break that allows for extra toe dexterity and gripping ability."
Years ago, a Mistress teased me when I was able to grip her finger between my toes, she said "Haha you have monkey feet."
For year I've lived with this shame, but now, I no longer see it as a determent, but a superpower.
For all those who have mocked me in the past, you are only reveling your bitter jealousy.
Today, I wear this skill as a badge of honor.
The day will come, and that day will be soon, when we will all be able to Grab in public without mockery.
No more shall I bend over to collect loose socks on the floor of my bedroom.
No more shall I reach into the rough surf to collect a beautiful seashell.
No more crawling beneath the couch to collect the loose change that has fallen out of my pocket.
So please, put your fist in the air .... I mean ... Put your feet in the Feet in the air and proclaim:
"I have a Midtarsal Break and I am not ashamed anymore!"
If you, or someone you love has trouble admitting that the have Prehensile Feet, please call 1-800-5-GRABBY for support.
We can get through this Toe-gether.