Mistress Ree

monokuro- no, i'm afraid i haven't been to Calgary. Perhaps you ran into my twin dannyboy- i guess i'll have to claim some other body part then, hmmm whiplash- thank you!

I don't know why that ice cream cone picture was chosen- i look retarded! no offense to the impaired.

HaHA! This rack is waiting to smother you!

I'm only wielding a baseball bat in one of my sets, woffyboy. Come now, if it's still frighteneing maybe i can play a harmless game of catch with the little puppy

Hello! Being new i just wanted to express how excited i am to be here at the Fortress, and especially to meet all of you! That is, those of you who've got the balls to