Guest Mistress Kang Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Sometimes I feel like I'm living in an episode of a Chinese version of Seinfeld- maybe "Mr. Wong"? LOL It's mostly when I pass my neighbors or hear them in their apartments or the hallways, walking up and down the stairs. I rarely see anyone though, I kinda like that. There's a Chinese family that lives next door and I think my bedroom wall is connected to their living room. I can hear them through my bedroom walls like I'm sitting in their living room. The father sings in Chinese (love songs?) EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. like clockwork- in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening... I have a small window that views three other walls with windows to the apartments of the connecting building next door. Not much goes on in the others, but the window to my right gets MAJOR action. I've heard him/her (?) "hosting" persons of the opposite sex on many occasions, usually in the wee AM hours. It's like listening to vanilla porn video except it's live! LOL The angle of our windows sucks for my "inner-voyeur" (ya like that huh? better than "peeping tom"! ). Anyways, it's all vanilla so it's more interesting to observe than it is exciting. Although I did hear some spanking- once Across the hall from me (next to Mr. Mealtime-Makes-Me-Sing-Songy) lives the hottest neighbor dude I've ever baked cookies for. Has this mysterious vibe like he slays vampires and demons at night. Daily walks with his dog named Traffic (sweet story with the name of course). Tall blonde model type for a gf (taller than him by at least 4 inches) and what I noticed most about her is that she does NOT live there Just some Saturday late afternoon thoughts about neighbors and stuff... Anyone have any interesting neighbor stories? Anyone ever do the nasty with their neighbor(s)? and was it on a Saturday? ^..^ Yes of course her poop was green afterwards LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkdud Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Mistress Kang, Thanks for sharing those Saturday afternoon thoughts. I have been blessed to own a house since a relatively young age so I don't have many apartment stories. I am usually making sure all the shades are closed so no one can see in. LOL I did have a housemate once who was a fetish phone sex opporater for a few years. I occasionally listened in from the hallway;) (she knew of course) Since roommate booty is bad booty, we never played then although we have since at BDSM parties. LW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Sometimes I feel like I'm living in an episode of a Chinese version of Seinfeld- maybe "Mr. Wong"? LOL It's mostly when I pass my neighbors or hear them in their apartments or the hallways, walking up and down the stairs. I rarely see anyone though, I kinda like that. There's a Chinese family that lives next door and I think my bedroom wall is connected to their living room. I can hear them through my bedroom walls like I'm sitting in their living room. The father sings in Chinese (love songs?) EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. like clockwork- in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening... I have a small window that views three other walls with windows to the apartments of the connecting building next door. Not much goes on in the others, but the window to my right gets MAJOR action. I've heard him/her (?) "hosting" persons of the opposite sex on many occasions, usually in the wee AM hours. It's like listening to vanilla porn video except it's live! LOL The angle of our windows sucks for my "inner-voyeur" (ya like that huh? better than "peeping tom"! ). Anyways, it's all vanilla so it's more interesting to observe than it is exciting. Although I did hear some spanking- once Across the hall from me (next to Mr. Mealtime-Makes-Me-Sing-Songy) lives the hottest neighbor dude I've ever baked cookies for. Has this mysterious vibe like he slays vampires and demons at night. Daily walks with his dog named Traffic (sweet story with the name of course). Tall blonde model type for a gf (taller than him by at least 4 inches) and what I noticed most about her is that she does NOT live there Just some Saturday late afternoon thoughts about neighbors and stuff... Anyone have any interesting neighbor stories? Anyone ever do the nasty with their neighbor(s)? and was it on a Saturday? ^..^ Yes of course her poop was green afterwards LOL Mistress Kang, I always enjoy Your shared thoughts, especially when You touch upon Your inner-voyeur. I live in a house and most of my neighbors just happen to be somewhat elderly and keep to themselves, which doesn't really make for any interesting neighbor stories and clearly rules out doing the nasty with any of them. But now You have me wondering, if Your bedroom wall is connected to the living room of Mr. Sing-Songy's Chinese family, as You can so clearly hear his love songs, what might they be hearing? Also, at least You know the mysterious vampire slayer likes blondes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Sometimes I feel like I'm living in an episode of a Chinese version of Seinfeld- maybe "Mr. Wong"? LOL It's mostly when I pass my neighbors or hear them in their apartments or the hallways, walking up and down the stairs. I rarely see anyone though, I kinda like that. There's a Chinese family that lives next door and I think my bedroom wall is connected to their living room. I can hear them through my bedroom walls like I'm sitting in their living room. The father sings in Chinese (love songs?) EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. like clockwork- in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening... I have a small window that views three other walls with windows to the apartments of the connecting building next door. Not much goes on in the others, but the window to my right gets MAJOR action. I've heard him/her (?) "hosting" persons of the opposite sex on many occasions, usually in the wee AM hours. It's like listening to vanilla porn video except it's live! LOL The angle of our windows sucks for my "inner-voyeur" (ya like that huh? better than "peeping tom"! ). Anyways, it's all vanilla so it's more interesting to observe than it is exciting. Although I did hear some spanking- once Across the hall from me (next to Mr. Mealtime-Makes-Me-Sing-Songy) lives the hottest neighbor dude I've ever baked cookies for. Has this mysterious vibe like he slays vampires and demons at night. Daily walks with his dog named Traffic (sweet story with the name of course). Tall blonde model type for a gf (taller than him by at least 4 inches) and what I noticed most about her is that she does NOT live there Just some Saturday late afternoon thoughts about neighbors and stuff... Anyone have any interesting neighbor stories? Anyone ever do the nasty with their neighbor(s)? and was it on a Saturday? ^..^ Yes of course her poop was green afterwards LOL i live in an apartment also SUPERIOR MISTRESS KANG. i have east indian families as neighbors on either side and above me and below me. mostly young people. when they cook it bothers me a little, getting used to it though. a couple of hot indian girls room together upstairs. one night they were having a party and one of them came down and ask me if the noise was bothering me. i said no. then i ask her could i come to the party. she smiles, said yes. i had to take my shoes off at her door. when i entered it was all young indian people. lots of hot indian girls. and me a middle age white dude. i stayed a couple of hours then said goodnight. to my surprise the girl who invited me to the party escorted me to my place. when we got to my door i kissed her hand, bade her goodnight. now i'm a regular at their parties and they now refer to me as their cool neighbor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarAH Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Across the hall from me (next to Mr. Mealtime-Makes-Me-Sing-Songy) lives the hottest neighbor dude I've ever baked cookies for. Has this mysterious vibe like he slays vampires and demons at night. Daily walks with his dog named Traffic (sweet story with the name of course). Tall blonde model type for a gf (taller than him by at least 4 inches) and what I noticed most about her is that she does NOT live there Just some Saturday late afternoon thoughts about neighbors and stuff... Anyone have any interesting neighbor stories? Anyone ever do the nasty with their neighbor(s)? and was it on a Saturday? ^..^ Yes of course her poop was green afterwards LOL I like the thoughts that go through your mind. That is one lucky fellow living across the hall from you. He just might be (probably is) watching/listening to you too. There's only one neighbor I had my eye on where I live now and she moved out last month, not that anything was ever going to happen, but she was something fine to watch. One thing about the city, it's far more interesting and makes me think I might not ever want to stray to far from it or for too long. It's good for the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoFetish Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 So I moved into a multiple building complex and above me I heard a child crying and one adult foot steps during the day (as I worked nights). I always look out my peep hole when I heard someone coming down the steps, and there she was blond fit and carrying a baby, but a light skinned black woman. I eventually ended up seeing her moving out but as luck would have it she was moving 2 buildings over because the 3 flight walk-up was too much for her. Well I immediately called my sister and asked if it was ok if I "banged" the neighbor. Well obviously I didn't listen to her advice and we met a few times in the parking lot. long story short I randomly go to a strip club and low and behold guess who is working there.....ya got it the nabe ! I frequently went over to her place for some brown sugar before I moved out...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lashee Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Love the stories... My upstairs young yuppie couple used to get into intense fights and I could hear every word. It would start with something like her accusing him of not being at work late when she called, and ending with his calling her "Whore!" over and over. It was a bit sickening until I would hear furniture being moved around violently, then a loud thump on the floor right above me, then quietness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Mistress Kang, Thanks for sharing those Saturday afternoon thoughts. I have been blessed to own a house since a relatively young age so I don't have many apartment stories. I am usually making sure all the shades are closed so no one can see in. LOL I did have a housemate once who was a fetish phone sex opporater for a few years. I occasionally listened in from the hallway;) (she knew of course) Since roommate booty is bad booty, we never played then although we have since at BDSM parties. LW For me living in an apartment is like having curly blonde hair. You want what you don't have. I have straight black hair and grew up in houses and lived in one until I turned 18. I always found apartments way more exciting than houses, maybe it has something to do with the responsibilities and commitment of a house...? Maybe it's just as simple as people who get perms for their pin straight hair LOL So you actually played SM games but not old fashion porkin? Interesting.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Mistress Kang, I always enjoy Your shared thoughts, especially when You touch upon Your inner-voyeur. I live in a house and most of my neighbors just happen to be somewhat elderly and keep to themselves, which doesn't really make for any interesting neighbor stories and clearly rules out doing the nasty with any of them. But now You have me wondering, if Your bedroom wall is connected to the living room of Mr. Sing-Songy's Chinese family, as You can so clearly hear his love songs, what might they be hearing? Also, at least You know the mysterious vampire slayer likes blondes. LOL I try not to think too much about what my neighbors have heard LOL if I did I'd probably never leave my apt LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 So I moved into a multiple building complex and above me I heard a child crying and one adult foot steps during the day (as I worked nights). I always look out my peep hole when I heard someone coming down the steps, and there she was blond fit and carrying a baby, but a light skinned black woman. I eventually ended up seeing her moving out but as luck would have it she was moving 2 buildings over because the 3 flight walk-up was too much for her. Well I immediately called my sister and asked if it was ok if I "banged" the neighbor. Well obviously I didn't listen to her advice and we met a few times in the parking lot. long story short I randomly go to a strip club and low and behold guess who is working there.....ya got it the nabe ! I frequently went over to her place for some brown sugar before I moved out...... You're MILF meat LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 I like the thoughts that go through your mind. That is one lucky fellow living across the hall from you. He just might be (probably is) watching/listening to you too. There's only one neighbor I had my eye on where I live now and she moved out last month, not that anything was ever going to happen, but she was something fine to watch. One thing about the city, it's far more interesting and makes me think I might not ever want to stray to far from it or for too long. It's good for the brain. For some reason I like to think he is a devoted bf coz I'd like nothing else than to make bacon with him LOL What made your ex-neighbor fine to watch? Deets please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mistress Kang Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 i live in an apartment also SUPERIOR MISTRESS KANG. i have east indian families as neighbors on either side and above me and below me. mostly young people. when they cook it bothers me a little, getting used to it though. a couple of hot indian girls room together upstairs. one night they were having a party and one of them came down and ask me if the noise was bothering me. i said no. then i ask her could i come to the party. she smiles, said yes. i had to take my shoes off at her door. when i entered it was all young indian people. lots of hot indian girls. and me a middle age white dude. i stayed a couple of hours then said goodnight. to my surprise the girl who invited me to the party escorted me to my place. when we got to my door i kissed her hand, bade her goodnight. now i'm a regular at their parties and they now refer to me as their cool neighbor. Sounds interesting, they let you into their Indian clique! LOL Was there (Indian?) music? Did everyone speak English? Dancing? Indian food? Reminds me of this: HAHAHAHAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 LOL I try not to think too much about what my neighbors have heard LOL if I did I'd probably never leave my apt LOL I am sure that is the best approach to take in this instance, but please let me know if there happens to be a vacancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mistress Kang Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Love the stories... My upstairs young yuppie couple used to get into intense fights and I could hear every word. It would start with something like her accusing him of not being at work late when she called, and ending with his calling her "Whore!" over and over. It was a bit sickening until I would hear furniture being moved around violently, then a loud thump on the floor right above me, then quietness. I like eavesdropping too LOL but sounds like you found a channel too violent for your tastes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarAH Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 For some reason I like to think he is a devoted bf coz I'd like nothing else than to make bacon with him LOL What made your ex-neighbor fine to watch? Deets please! Again, your neighbor must be a lucky guy. Well Mistress Kang, the details of the girl aren't so spectacular, just that when I'd be out and would see her walk back and forth to her car she did it with a really cute/quick walk. She was a petite and fit (I love petite and fit) Asian girl (I do not discriminate, I love women of all backgrounds). I honestly think she lived there for about 10 years all tolled. She originally lived with some guy, he left about 5 years ago. When I'd be outside cutting the grass, washing the car, whatever, sometimes I'd get lucky and just have 10 seconds tops of joy watching her with that cute little walk into her apartment on the side of that house. She looked best in a tank top and loose workout pants. I think if a woman is fit, she'll look great in anything. Most women spend far too much time on superficial beautification where 1/2 an hour in the gym 3-4 times a week does more than anything for their beauty. Just my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Sounds interesting, they let you into their Indian clique! LOL Was there (Indian?) music? Did everyone speak English? Dancing? Indian food? Reminds me of this: HAHAHAHAAAA not quite into their clique. there was indian music and food, no dancing. the age range was between 25 and 32. young indian professionals. nice young people. i went to a second party and brought some really hard stuff. it had the indian guys slurring and slap happy. they now look at me respecfully as some hard core old white dude. i drank 'em all under the table! on another note SUPERIOR MISTRESS KANG, i for one really appreciate all the things YOU share with us fans. the beautiful photos (by SUPERIOR MISTRESS ZHAO) YOUR witty and entertaining posts. keep it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkdud Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Mistress Kang Apartments must be kind of liberating because you can always change your living space and location if the market is reasonable and redecorate your whole living space fairly easily. Houses can be burdening although they can offer great opportunities too such as screwing eye bolts into the beams, moving in dungeon furnature, throwing your single tail, and banishing your sub to the basement for the night when she is disobedient;) LOL I'm sure such customizations can and have been done in apartments too;) As for my old housemate and I, neither of us are very vanilla;) LW Ps I am remembering that pic you posted of you with straight black hair when you wer 17?:-) , For me living in an apartment is like having curly blonde hair. You want what you don't have. I have straight black hair and grew up in houses and lived in one until I turned 18. I always found apartments way more exciting than houses, maybe it has something to do with the responsibilities and commitment of a house...? Maybe it's just as simple as people who get perms for their pin straight hair LOL So you actually played SM games but not old fashion porkin? Interesting.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancespell98 Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Jessy, Thank you for the neighborhood story. In the 1980's my below neighbor (drug dealer) was arguing with his girl friend- Tracy. She wore a gold necklace that said 99% bitch. Sunday morning there was a brouhaha and she shot him. The police came and they dragged her out of the apartment. I was standing in my robe on the sidewalk and she said " I shot the motherfucker." She was out on bond that night and wanted to fuck me if I would lie in court that he was beating her. He lived and she was riding a motorcycle and pulled the biker's ponytail. He lost control and hit a parked car. She died. HMMMMMMMMMMM:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistluvr Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 LOL I try not to think too much about what my neighbors have heard LOL if I did I'd probably never leave my apt LOL I can imagine! You strike me as the type that is pretty loud when you are having sex and turn it into a marathon. Do you use foul language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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