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all i know is old ones except the silly songs i like to write.

There once was a man from eclaire, who was fucking his wife on the stairs...The bannister broke he doubbled his stroke and finished her off in the air

 

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

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That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

 

I live in NewEngland and have never heard the whole rhyme until now.

I'm always learning something on FF forum

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That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

 

I think there is a girl from Nantucket as well

But I don't know the verse of that one either

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That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck

 

 

you are right Mistress, they are both moldy oldies lol. It is not a limerick but when i was younger i got in a argument at work and told the person......I must have a face like a cunt because you people are trying to fuck me.

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Not sure if the correct pronunciation is more in the neighborhood of “Soon-yah” or “Sun-yah,” so I kinda did both (with liberal use of near-rhymes).

 

If Sunya is pronounced “Soon-yah” then:

 

There is a Goddess named Sunya,

Who loves to anally harpoon ya.

With enthusiastic smiles,

She charms and beguiles,

While with each thrust she yells, “Booyah!”

 

 

If Sunya is pronounced “Sun-yah” then:

 

There is a Goddess named Sunya,

Who can take your dignity from ya,

She’ll trampled your balls,

Yet leave you enthralled,

And you’ll beg to see her tomorrah.

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