jack29 Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 "The fortress" So many beautiful Mistresses so hard to choose one, Their amazing pictures just add to the confusion, Such an wonderful crew, Might as well as choose two! But if you do, before you leave, you will receive, a lot more then one contusion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Bradley, I think these limericks lose their lyrical quality in writing. It would be so much more entertaining if you'd perform them for me. In full limerick regalia (a hat with a giant feather). Wouldn't you agree? Bradley is a fuzzy manpeach Who Mistress Zhao has decided to teach. She took him to class, And whooped on his ass, And now his goals he can reach! Powerful Zhao is the mistress gorilla, who has traveled from New York to Manila. although she's not hairy, she will be quite scary to one who's life is vanilla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Haru Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 I'm glad you liked it Mistress Haru. I'm looking forward to the day when you cook me! You're from New England, so I'm thinking the lobster treatment: boil you in your skin, then break you open! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Bradley, I think these limericks lose their lyrical quality in writing. It would be so much more entertaining if you'd perform them for me. In full limerick regalia (a hat with a giant feather). Wouldn't you agree? Mistress Zhao Yes I agree! you desearve to enjoy highest level of lyrical quality. And if any of the other mistresses stop in on our next session, I'd love to perform theirs as well B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 You're from New England, so I'm thinking the lobster treatment: boil you in your skin, then break you open! Mistress Haru This is very fitting. I do turn a nice red and my white meat is very tender. Mistress Zhao will probably warn you to be sure to band my claws. They tend to pinch at things B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Mistress Kang is one foxy chick She's built as thick as a brick in her photos she wears clothes so funky which makes me spank my little white monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticklebrat Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Hmm... well seeing as I still REGULARLY replay the most awesome fet experience of my life with Ms Sunya and Ms Kang (in my head 10 weeks after our scene - How about this: For the devilish and stunning Ms Sunya: I yearn for a Domme named Ms Sunya, Her smile is as sweet as Petunia She and Kang rocked my world Till my helpless toes curled Oh god yes these two minxes will ruin-ya And for the simply jaw dropping Ms Jessie, I’m a junkie of Ms. Jesse Kang’s, Whose sweet face well conceals her fangs I was way insecure, But entranced with allure And sweet venom for which there’s no cure As they say, I'm a poet and I wasn't aware of the fact TickleBrat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Eva Koi Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 I could only imagine how much more entertaining it would be to make you all recite them in person. I think a compilation is in order...Limerick de Fortress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 We Welcome the new Mistress Koi From her subs that she will soon toy. I'm sure that her training Will include caning And a red ass for each girl and boy! I'm looking forward to performing this in person for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Bradley, I think these limericks lose their lyrical quality in writing. It would be so much more entertaining if you'd perform them for me. In full limerick regalia (a hat with a giant feather). Wouldn't you agree? Ooh, I wish I could have found a pair of heavy latex pants that looked like frog legs...but all I found was this: Is that sideways-can-can even possible?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Ooh, I wish I could have found a pair of heavy latex pants that looked like frog legs...but all I found was this: Is that sideways-can-can even possible?! Mistress Kang My legs are already very frog like. A pair of green tights would probably fit the bill. I'll get practicing that sideways-can-can. B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Hey there...even if its hard it doesn't mean you should stop trying, for me. And we all know there are plenty of words that rhyme with orange.. like you know.... porange. Hahah I owe this to Mistress Sunya: There is a Mistress Faye Sunya Who'll make you sweat like a sauna. She'll keep the heat high, wipe the tears from your eye, While your cheeks turn the color of fuchsia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 I could only imagine how much more entertaining it would be to make you all recite them in person. I think a compilation is in order...Limerick de Fortress? If I were to recite in person, Limerick de Fortress I would more than likely create one horrible mess Which I am sure would not be such a terrible thing It would be a whole lot worse if I attempted to sing Just looking for what would bring me the most joy Punishment at the hands of beautiful Mistress Koi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted January 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 Many know from time to time I like to speak in verse of rhyme. So, it only seems to fit that my 1000th post be a limerick ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted January 15, 2014 Report Share Posted January 15, 2014 1000 postings, stunning. I feel like a rank beginner. A 1000 posts I doubt I would ever achieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted January 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 1000 postings, stunning. I feel like a rank beginner. A 1000 posts I doubt I would ever achieve. 1000 postings, stunning. I feel like a rank beginner. A 1000 posts I doubt I would ever achieve. You've posted 271 in 3 months. Howard, you're well on your way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Went downtown to get a stick of butter, saw James Brown shitting in the gutter, Took a piece of glass, shoved it up his ass, Never saw a motherfucker run so fast. Sod, I don't think I've ever told you this but your posts have a je ne sais quoi about them, but one day I'll figure it out and let you know ;-) It's good, nothing bad LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAGuy Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 There once was a guy from some place who never looked girls in the face he'd stare at their chests drooling over their breasts till a crotch-kick put him in his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 Sod, I don't think I've ever told you this but your posts have a je ne sais quoi about them, but one day I'll figure it out and let you know ;-) It's good, nothing bad LOL Mistress Kang, thank you for tolerating my lunacy and misuse of the English language. I write stuff and press send and then the die is cast. Thank you for not expelling me for my distractive bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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