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Little mc love muffin??? Moi???? Ok, a serious answer would be as a young child finding dirty mags thrown out in the street and wondering why the Playboy girl's pussies were so neat and contained and the Hustler's girl's works look like chewed up bubble gum!! Baffled my young mind!

Also early exposure to porn watching Manhattan cable channel J with Al Goldstein's Midnight Blue. Always would stay up late on Friday to sneak a peek.at that :)

 

OMG, Midnight Blue.  What an annoying show.  You had to listen to Al complain for 45 minutes to see 5 minutes of porn.

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In high school one of the guys showed me a black and white photo of a man and woman having sex.

 

My first porn film was a black and white on an old fashioned projector. Don't remember much about it. Back then you couldn't buy porn in a store or see it in movies.

 

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When upstate NY was littered with drive-ins, there was a place near me that had 2 screens and always played an x-rated flick on one; and seriously there were only a couple bushes separating the 2. I don't remember seeing a second of Return from Witch Mountain but Debbie Does Dallas was a sight to behold. Thanks mom and dad.

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In high school one of the guys showed me a black and white photo of a man and woman having sex.

My first porn film was a black and white on an old fashioned projector. Don't remember much about it. Back then you couldn't buy porn in a store or see it in movies.

Dannyboy

You must have menant ' a drawing of a man and women having sex' , Photography wasn't invented until 1852

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The first actual porn video I saw was watched at, of all places, a party held after school for the High School German Club.  After the teacher left, some kids popped in a porn tape.  I remember it was a mixed group of boys and girls and everybody was laughing because even though I'd never really watched one before, it was clearly the worst porno ever.

 

The scene we watched featured on woman, on her knees and elbows on a sort of table.  She had a guy behind her doing her from behind, she was sucking a guy off in front, and there was a third guy standing next to the dude getting sucked off.  The third guy really sticks with me...he was wearing a tuxedo shirt and jacket but no pants, and was jacking off as he watched.  I asked the kid next to me, who was my next door neighbor and the son of the local minister, "What's the third guy even there for?"  And the kid said, "moral support."

 

The woman looked tired, bored, and made no sounds to indicate that she was enjoying herself at all.  At one point, she pulled her mouth off the cock she was sucking and said, "Switch!"  At which point the guy who was behind her came around to the front and the guy who was in the front went around to the back while "Tuxedo Guy" continued to just stand there jacking it off and looking retarded.  At the end, she kneeled down on the floor while all three guys jizzed in her face.

 

It's almost surprising I ever watched any porn again.

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Wow, M Lu!

Do I feel old? NahI I'm not old in the head, yet.

But you could google porn when you were young.  I, and many others here, had to search and dig for that shit when we were young.  How old where you, about, when you discovered it?  Thats a question to everyone.  I was 8.  

Hahaha it might have been yahoo or AOL but search engines were available by that time. I don't remember exactly - I might've even just went directly onto their website. I distinctly remember it being flashdancers. I think I was about 7 or 8

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OMG, Midnight Blue.  What an annoying show.  You had to listen to Al complain for 45 minutes to see 5 minutes of porn.

I was an avid viewer as were some of my classmates. On a 8th grade trip to the now closed amusement park "Action Park" a bunch of us spotted him at a ride shooting tennis balls at these bugeys. We surrounded him like he was a sports star, "Hey look, its Al Goldstein!!!" He looked suprised that a bunch of 13 year old boys knew who he was, but who the fuck else did he think.watched his show. His reply was, "what's up kiddos". Funny.

On his show , I use to think his rants were funny. He was vile, disturbed , but honest. He was complaining about reviewing porn movies ans how bad they were and was quoted "if I see Ron Jeremy one more time I'm going to chop off my dick and become a faggot". He was full of gems like that lol

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I was an avid viewer as were some of my classmates. On a 8th grade trip to the now closed amusement park "Action Park" a bunch of us spotted him at a ride shooting tennis balls at these bugeys. We surrounded him like he was a sports star, "Hey look, its Al Goldstein!!!" He looked suprised that a bunch of 13 year old boys knew who he was, but who the fuck else did he think.watched his show. His reply was, "what's up kiddos". Funny.

On his show , I use to think his rants were funny. He was vile, disturbed , but honest. He was complaining about reviewing porn movies ans how bad they were and was quoted "if I see Ron Jeremy one more time I'm going to chop off my dick and become a faggot". He was full of gems like that lol

 

Great story!!

 

As I recall, he used to rant mostly about non-porn things mostly and always stuff very specific to his own petty battles with others.  Now, the real star of that channel was that bearded naked interviewing guy.

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I wrote about this on another thread in the devotee forum.

My first porn experience was reading The Black Kiss comic.  Spacificly issue 4 which I had picked up out of curiosity in a small comic shop.   As soon as I opened it I saw the hero of the story having a threesome with a hot vampire/sucubes and her trannie, look alike, sex slave. Who is also photographing the manaja twa.  I got caught by the clerk who took it away from me so I went back and stole all 12 issues.  I was 8 years oldI still have them. 

 

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This is the cover of issue 8.

 

This comic had it all: Filthy language, Priests banging blind prostitutes, gang rape on a transvestite, a satanic orgy during the screening of a porn film, the dismemberment and eating of male genitalia during sexual intercourse and of course a strong BDSM theme.   At that age I had no idea what I was reading but I was fascinated by it.  No wonder I'm such a freak now!

 

The first real porn was a Penthouse my cousin showed me when I was 9.  That was Awesome!  Thats how I learned to search the dumpsters behind our local Krausers the beginning of every month. Thats when they would tear the covers off of and through out all the porn mags from the previous month.

 

The first porn you saw (by most standards) was deviant and demented- how interesting. Do you think this is why you like what you like? Or can you date your BDSM tendencies earlier than that?

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There were no VHS tapes or internet in my youth. To see a real porn movie, you had to turn up your collar and slink into a seedy old run down theatre. My first was a double feature, Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones. I was 19 and my girlfriend (age 25) suggested we go. The theatre was in Patterson NJ, it was huge but empty. We sat in the back and watched. Personally, I didn't find Linda Lovelace very attractive and felt uncomfortable through the whole experiance. Unfortunatly the movie didn't inspire me or my girlfriend. Another time I saw Behind the Green Door with Marilyn Chambers. I enjoyed that more but never went into a theatre to watch porn again. Years later, the Major Video outlet set up a back room with porn, pretty soft core compaired to what is out there today. and you still had to take the tape to the 17 year old checkout girl and she would log in your copy of 'Lesbians Sisters' and say "Please be kind and rewind"

 

The only porn I ever found in my house was in my father's bureau. It was an record with a naked lady (covering the good parts) on the cover. I was a collection of dirty songs. The only one I remember was "You ought to see her box" sung by a feamle with a slow sexy voice.

 

He also had a jewelry box that said "For plain or fancy screwwing" inside was a pair of small screwdrivers. One had diamonds pasted on the handle.

 

Just before they became extinct I went to see porn flick in some scummy theater in Times Square with my then boyfriend. (He was boyfriend #2 *and* my second boyfriend, but thought he was my first LOL  My first boyfriend thought he was my only.) It was dark, smelly, smoke-filled room with single guys sitting far away from each other. We heard squishing sounds and watched a some chick dressed like a stripper go from row to row asking guys if they were "looking for a date". Hair pussy isn't meant to be shown on the big screen ;-(

 

 

I wonder what your father did for porn? It couldn't have been just the songs and a set of novelty screwdrivers!

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The first porn you saw (by most standards) was deviant and demented- how interesting. Do you think this is why you like what you like? Or can you date your BDSM tendencies earlier than that?

Hey M. Kang,

Yes & no.  Forgive me if this is a little long.  But I think I should explain.  

 

The first time I can recall ever getting aroused by something was watching Wonder Woman with Linda carter.  I remember Wonder Woman was beating up a a couple of guys and then tying another one up in her magic lasso.  I was probably about 4 and it gave me a huge erection.  It's still very clear to me because I remember thinking "I want Wonder Woman to do that to me when I grow up!"  (Up until the age of 7 I carried a small picture of Linda Carter as Wonder Woman with me everywhere.)  

 

Now when I think about it, around the time I discovered The Black Kiss comic I saw the movie Fatal Attraction as my Parents had the VCR tape.  I remembered being turned on by the sex scenes in the movie but there was something about The Black Kiss that turned me on even more.  Something about it drew me in and hit all the right buttons to get me aroused.   The female lead is extremely dominant, perverse and insatiable. She is very in charge, dominating men physically and sexually.  The dialog was extreme ranging from hardcore filthy language  to female sexual bereavement of men about their performance during intercourse.  

 

Also it was the first I ever saw of corsets, choker necklaces, garters and stalkings.  I have fetishes for those things now.  Especially corsets and choker necklaces. They are a major turn on for me. When I visited you at the fortress the last two times I requested you wear a corset and a chocker necklace. (You look AMAZING wearing both! Smoldering! I'm getting worked up just thinking about it. ;-)) I know were that stems from now.  And I can now honestly say that Femdom and BDSM turn me on much more then regular porn.  

 

So it's not the one reason I like what I like but it is a HUGE factor of why I like it. 

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Hey M. Kang,

Yes & no.  Forgive me if this is a little long.  But I think I should explain.  

 

The first time I can recall ever getting aroused by something was watching Wonder Woman with Linda carter.  I remember Wonder Woman was beating up a a couple of guys and then tying another one up in her magic lasso.  I was probably about 4 and it gave me a huge erection.  It's still very clear to me because I remember thinking "I want Wonder Woman to do that to me when I grow up!"  (Up until the age of 7 I carried a small picture of Linda Carter as Wonder Woman with me everywhere.)  

 

 

My first arousal was with TV women too. I can't recall which came first, 'I Dream of Jeanie' of "F Troop' Wrangler Jane. Either way, they were both dominate women who drove the action and the males didn't have a clue.  

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Just before they became extinct I went to see porn flick in some scummy theater in Times Square with my then boyfriend. (He was boyfriend #2 *and* my second boyfriend, but thought he was my first LOL  My first boyfriend thought he was my only.) It was dark, smelly, smoke-filled room with single guys sitting far away from each other. We heard squishing sounds and watched a some chick dressed like a stripper go from row to row asking guys if they were "looking for a date". Hair pussy isn't meant to be shown on the big screen ;-(

 

 

I wonder what your father did for porn? It couldn't have been just the songs and a set of novelty screwdrivers!

 

Mistress Kang,  I hope my kids aren't searching my drawers or computer files!  Yikes!

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Just before they became extinct I went to see porn flick in some scummy theater in Times Square with my then boyfriend. (He was boyfriend #2 *and* my second boyfriend, but thought he was my first LOL  My first boyfriend thought he was my only.) It was dark, smelly, smoke-filled room with single guys sitting far away from each other. We heard squishing sounds and watched a some chick dressed like a stripper go from row to row asking guys if they were "looking for a date". Hair pussy isn't meant to be shown on the big screen ;-(

 

 

I wonder what your father did for porn? It couldn't have been just the songs and a set of novelty screwdrivers!

If they were around today I'd go in and do the Pee Wee Herman and hit the dude sitting in front of me ala Abraham Lincoln (SPLAT) oops, sorry pal, got alittle excited.

One of my fav scenes in a movie is Taxi Driver, when.Travis Bickle brings Cybil Shephard to a fuck flick on.the deuce "What, a lot of coupleds go to.these movies" lol

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Great story!!

 

As I recall, he used to rant mostly about non-porn things mostly and always stuff very specific to his own petty battles with others.  Now, the real star of that channel was that bearded naked interviewing guy.

Aha, I remember that dude. That was Interludes after Midnight! Good shit!
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My first arousal was with TV women too. I can't recall which came first, 'I Dream of Jeanie' of "F Troop' Wrangler Jane. Either way, they were both dominate women who drove the action and the males didn't have a clue.  

 

Well, if we are going to include TV then I have to go with the Sci-Fi show that had a very clear femdom/BDSM subtext.  "LOST IN SPACE"

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Just before they became extinct I went to see porn flick in some scummy theater in Times Square with my then boyfriend. (He was boyfriend #2 *and* my second boyfriend, but thought he was my first LOL  My first boyfriend thought he was my only.) It was dark, smelly, smoke-filled room with single guys sitting far away from each other. We heard squishing sounds and watched a some chick dressed like a stripper go from row to row asking guys if they were "looking for a date". Hair pussy isn't meant to be shown on the big screen ;-(

 

 

I wonder what your father did for porn? It couldn't have been just the songs and a set of novelty screwdrivers!

I remember those days when Times Square was still seedy!  I recall seeing a weird BDSM porno in which they were wrapping the girl in Saran wrap.  (I've since had myself wrapped in Saran Wrap, at the Fortress, no less, but I digress.)  I went in the bathroom to take a leak and there was a guy giving another guy a BJ.  The chairs in the theater were half broken and there was literally old dudes in raincoats in the seats, jerking off.  There were also peep shows and live sex shows in Times Sq at the time.  It wasn't the crappy Disneyland tourist trap that it is now...

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I remember those days when Times Square was still seedy!  I recall seeing a weird BDSM porno in which they were wrapping the girl in Saran wrap.  (I've since had myself wrapped in Saran Wrap, at the Fortress, no less, but I digress.)  I went in the bathroom to take a leak and there was a guy giving another guy a BJ.  The chairs in the theater were half broken and there was literally old dudes in raincoats in the seats, jerking off.  There were also peep shows and live sex shows in Times Sq at the time.  It wasn't the crappy Disneyland tourist trap that it is now...

Oh how I remember the sleezy nature of the area until Guiliani took it all away. There were times I arrived at the Port Authority Bus terminal while on a weekend pass and saw the female and male street walkers as I walked to my subway line in the wee hours of the morning.

 

Dannyboy

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Do you remember Show World in the old days? They had live sex shows. I remember this one couple. She was a super skinny Hispanic girl and he was a horse hung guy. I would watch their show and then afterwards she would come and play with the patrons for $$$. I remember having sex in this dressing room with her as her partner was watching. i would feel so disgusting after that I would hop a cab back home and just shower for like 30 minutes.

 

Another time there was a visiting porn star who seemed to enjoy the guys stroking off to her. I was in the front row and she suddenly went down on me. I got so excited and told her I was going to blow. She kept sucking as I unloaded in her mouth. She then looked at me and just let it run out all over my cock and over my pants! I was so embarrassed.

 

I also became friends with one of the local headliners and would take her to sushi dinners on her break. One time she took me to a diner where we were in a middle of a gypsy wedding. It was insane. We never had sex and I didn't pay her, just her dinner.

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When I was small, I was "exploring" my father's drawer and found a magazine with a picture of two naked women tied to wagon wheels on the cover. I had never seen a naked woman before and was quite aroused.

"Wagon wheels"? Wofyperson, you are really dating yourself. Must have been the latest edition of 'Wagons Ho!' Magazine

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