Mistress Zhao

If punching a guy right through the face didn't guarantee certain death, and if murder weren't illegal, I'd do it every day.

The idea of humiliating and degrading an arrogant and ill-mannered male is terribly exciting. In my former years as a receptionist in a predominantly male office, there have been many, many hours spent fantasizing during my lunch break on how I would relish in the joy of humiliating one particular co-worker. His surliness and snarkiness were the perfect fodder for me to wrap my mind around and twist into a delicious scenario involving pantyhose bondage and public exposure. Somehow I bet he would be turned on by it all, because to see a female of subordinate status gain control and turn the tables would definitely teach him a few manners.

Any birthdays coming up? Actually, we don't need a cause for celebration to whack a human pinata! First, though, the pinata should be appropriately dressed. Preferably in something frilly and bright

Hahaha like a pinata! 100 lbs is quite ambitious. Maybe you could try anorexia

Those were the kinds of kids that seemed like easy targets. Once you give them your attention, they follow you around like puppies until you lure them into the girls bathroom, pull their pants down and then give them a swirly with all the other girls watching, naked ass up in the air!

I like the idea of incense for mine, but I would also want to include notes of charred hair, shaving cream, a leather strap, and a hint of bloody iron.

Hi Michael, Thanks for this fabulous review! I did thoroughly enjoy learning about your fears and getting into your head. I hope that each time we get to play together, I can wedge a little further into your mind and get to know you better and deeper. xx

It seems with a lot of subbies, safeword use is often polarized. Either they're newish and eager to try new things out, but abuse the safeword or they're comically stoic and try their hardest not to use it. Personally, I'm not a fan of using gags, I prefer duct tape. Around the entire head.

or "AWESOME!"

What an adorable animation! Maybe this cartoon illustration of the story will be easier for woffy to understand, since he didn't get the written one! LOL

Just wanted to share some pretty pictures I found on the internets! http://disturbingimages.tumblr.com/post/3554846006/submitted-by-jollymacobson

Or even just kinda sticky with a metallic smell, like iron. ewww

LOL The front of the card can smell like the crotch and the back can smell like the butt!

That's the point.

don't forget BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

I want to be in all your dreams and nightmares. I want to be the first thing you see when you wake up and the last thing you see when you die. <evil>

You really think you can endure an obstacle course crafted by me? LOL

What would each mistress's card smell like?