Big Trouble Baby

Tried to view a member profile last night and a message saying an error occurred and I wasn't allowed access. Tried again today and got the same. I see that others are viewing the profiles so it must be just me. Any solutions?

As an aficionado of beards and sporter of one since my Military discharge, I hope the women vote for beards (or stay neutral).

When I had them I knew them as "wet dreams". My first was about age 14 and scared the crap out of me (lol). By the time I heard the term nocturnal emission I stopped having them.

Have had 3 in my life but couldn't remember the dreams.

Any proboscis monkeys?

Scary stuff.

Mistress Jung. It was me who posted it. I forged Ms Ree's avatar. Ray

Mistress Ree, I had a dream last night that I was with 2 other people in a hotel room and you were extremely angry and whipping us into oblivion. The other 2 people perished but I'm still here locked in this room. If you could take a nap and dream maybe you can release me. I'd be most appreciative. Maybe you can whip me some more before releasing me. I think you should drink milk more often before bed. Ray

Mistress Jung, The Forum readers took a vote and decided you can't leave us, even for a week.

Autographed and a certificate of authenticity.

Reminds me once when I was about 10 years old a tomboy said to me in a Guido like voice "Hey kid, you wanna play punch ball"? Although she was a tomboy she was cute, but I declined anyway. The thought of losing to a girl in punch ball (wouldn't have happened unless I let her win) would be unbearable.The possibility of her beating me up after defeating her was an even worse option. A total no win situation and I was lucky to escape with my dignity intact. Thank God she didn't say What's the matter...you afraid? One arm push-ups, a very good way to develop shoulder or elbow tendonitis.

Tim, My first ever session was a little over a year ago and at the Fortress. My Appointment was for 3PM and the snow and high winds started about mid morning. I didn't know the area well so I brought a map and while I was walking the snow and wind soaked my map beyond recognition. I got lost and being I hate to be late for appointments I was getting concerned. That and the nervous feeling of my first session had me talking to myself. I made it with minutes to spare and Mistress Zhao took good care of me. Hope your journey to the Fortress is more agreeable and I'm sure Ms Ree will also take good care of you. Ray

In that case, you must have loved it during our session.

Enough football already, bring on baseball.

Don't you like my furry bottom?

Brown noser? Moi? Mistress Jung, you've hurt me deeply. Still laughing though over the spoon and water bottle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kagkFHu-d9w

This is bad?

Yes Ma'am, sorry Ma'am.

Sorry to correct you Ms Jung, but it should be your sweet, beautiful, yet firm hand.

Some skin?

OH GEEZ!!!