Dannyboy

Doesn't look like refrigerators are necessary. Dannyboy

I was looking at Fortress ads on Backpage. I didn't look at the other ads, except to see how inferior they were compared to Fortress ads. Straying?? Moi?? Dannyboy

Welcome Ms. Rey, finally, to the Fortress. Your ad on Backpage this morning was a milestone. Dannyboy

Ms. Kang: Just time for the first one. 77% somewhat. Says not from NYC but maybe from the Northeast which is correct. Dannyboy

Love that!! I have a Motion to preclude. Dannyboy

Better late than never or did the Mistress tell me better never than late? Anyway that is an interesting combination. Glad you enjoyed it. Dannyboy

Dear Ms. Kang: I shoulda taken better care of my teeth but then you'd have missed an LOL experience. Dannyboy

Looks too much like a scat video and not good for high cholesterol and diabetes. Dannyboy

Mission Impossible reruns. "Good morning Mr. Phelps... Dannyboy

GOD: Welcome. I never thought GOD would be a guest on these Forums. I hope your not mad that I took your name in vain many times. Many times I said GOD damn that sonofabitch and nothing happened. I guess you didn't take me seriously. I suppose you could smite all of us just as easily as Moses parted the Red Sea but it's notable that even GOD seeks to worship Fortress Mistresses. Perhaps that's the 11th Commandment? I do hope you have a sense of humor. Dannyboy

Her toes, her nipples and my dentures. Dannyboy

For a moment I thought Coil reappeared but I see it's a very old post. Tough-ass winter. Dannyboy

Dear Ms. Kang: I have no answers about the performers. The year of the Sheep is almost upon us. Can the Silence of the Lambs be far behind? We met in the year of the Cock (Rooster for those more comfortable with euphemisms.) Dannyboy

Phred: How much does that cost? Does your insurance cover it? Dannyboy

Dear Ms. Kang: The face is vaguely familiar but I won't name names. It is a creepy image and I just don't get it. Fantasizing that the photo is in a medical journal I would call the condition "multiple subdural undescended testicles." Dannyboy

Perhaps equals spend more time trying to make their points than making babies? Dannyboy

A long time ago I came to an understanding that successful relationships are not 50-50 undertakings. I'm not entirely sure what the narrative is saying and what the study actually proves. In my youth I took from my environment that women sought a hero or a knight in shining armor. I'm glad that reality had intruded into that world a long, long time ago. Dannyboy

Dear Ms. Kang: 8 years ago, celebrating a Mistress's birthday, after dinner 2 Mistresses and myself went to a karaoke place in Koreatown. The birthday girl requested that I sing Cohen's "I'm Your Man." I don't know how I did it. Oh what a night!! Dannyboy

Jessy: The top description of the name Jessy in that urban dictionary link was posted on September 19: another coincidence in my world of coincidences. That is, of course my father's birthday. That date came up in my 11/22 session with Ms. Koi as we listened to a song by Selena who was killed by someone born on September 19 and went to jail, after sentencing, on 11/22 exactly 19 years prior to that session. Of course I could run out and play that number today "919" but I'm not that lucky. Maybe I'll play 1122 as well. Meeting you is lucky enough for any lifetime. Dannyboy

Dear Ms. Kang: Oh how I remember The Sluts of Mistress Kang. Even after the Forums took over the old group would send annual birthday reminders before 6/3. Dannyboy

Dear Ms. Tran: There was a time when I was sound of body (never sound of mind, of course) that I could entertain such thoughts. In 2007, I walked about 3 blocks with Ms. Vu on my back stopping only at the steps of Agent Provocateur. I refused to climb the steps because it was inherently dangerous and negligent on my part to proceed. We had loads of fun inside the store anyway while Ms. Kang continued to pretend she didn't know us. Dannyboy

The times in my life during which something like this would have beneficial have passed so many years ago. Dannyboy

Neil Diamond is a Brooklyn boy who graduated from Lincoln High School. Bet he was a Dodger fan in his youth. Dannyboy

Dear Ms. Tran: Returning is usually the downside of any trip as I am usually tired and facing a ton of work when I get back to the office. The only time returning was good to great was during my military service. Dannyboy