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On YouTube, these two guys watching Borat videos and then laughing and commenting are hilarious. Go on YouTube search Borat reaction video and it'll come up. Really funny.

This season when he said "Yo ,fuck you Mocha Joe" I found it hilarious.

Traumatized...no, you can only break a toy once. It would be hysterically funny if she tried that but I don't think she could pull it off lol.

No, he told it was a full jar of mayo and he dipped his dick in and then put it back in the fridge. Totally uncouth behavior if you ask me.

Do a session in a Borat accent...Yegsameash.......sexy time.......genqui

It's good to find things to laugh about. The mayonnaise thing, a friend of mine in the Navy said he used it for lube to have anal sex with his girlfriend. He stuck his dick into a jar of mayonnaise, I said "man, I'm not sure that that's the healthiest thing to be doing".

Try mayonnaise in a pinch.

Sacha Baron Cohen interviewed OJ in the character of an Italian billionaire on his show Who is America. It is uncomfortably hilarious.

Yes, it's a known fact that Bruce is a lurker on this forum. He's also kind of a hack if you ask me....

There are those born to lurk, then there are those who learn to lurk, and then there are those who have lurking thrust upon them. That is me because I say some unpopular shit sometimes. But I still haunt and lurk about the shadows.

"Oh Bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like a silvery wine floating in a spaceship,gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures." Alex had some other not so affectionate words for the piece after the treatment.

Christmas Eve 1985, hanging on my own in the neighborhood, nobody around . Drinking a tall boy in a paper bag in front of the bodega. Going in the bodega to get another beer on a lonely ,depressing Christmas I see the parish priest stopping in on his way to say midnight mass. We exchange holiday pleasantries and as he leaves I feel in my small change jeans pocket and find half a joint. A Christmas miracle!

Throw in some of our old friend Ludwig Van and you're in business!

This Halloween I'm a gonna go to church and make prayer for all y'all sinning motherfuckers! Believe that!

Hey MVD, I love The Shining! I enjoyed the book also which has some differences from the movie. I saw this in the theater with friends and to be honest, we found it more as a comedy, laughing at all the inappropriate times. Plus we were partying and out of our skull had an influence. Seeing it later numerous times, I love it. Stanley Kulbrixk is a great director with such an attention to smallest detail that everything in the movie means something.There are some videos on YouTube where people discuss in depth the symbolism and some possible meanings for different happenings in the film. Another frightening movie is an old European silent movie from the 20s called Haxan. You can watch it on YouTube. It's about witchcraft and Satanism through the ages and the correlation between witches and mental illness. It has some frightening imagery. Another Kulbrick , A Clockwork Orange" use to be shown on Halloween at midnight at the theater on 8th Street. Another good one. Campier horror movies ,try Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein or one of my favs, Leprechaun 2 Back to Hood. ') Happy Halloween!

The best safe word to use is Meatloaf....it means you'll do anything for love but you won't do that

My advice is to be respectful and open minded and try to have fun. It's cool to explore things with people who understand and accept. A pitfall, and a big one, is not to get too caught up on any particular mistress. Have fun and be care-free but know why you're there and also why they are there. Two different things man. Don't be Butters from the South Park 'Raisins"episode. Those who've seen that know exactly what I'm talking about. If you head that way, like I did, it'll never be the same and you'll have ice water running through your veins as far as meeting new mistresses . A connection will be close to impossible. Other then that, be respectful, generous and cool and have fun.

When I see this cake, I have the strong urge to take my pants down and sit on it.

When she says, hope to see you soon, she means, I hope I never meet this lunatic again in life.

Central Booking

I cry like Niagra Falls, and those who'll tell don't know and those who know won't tell......

My goal is to shove a salami up my ass and to push it out in neat things slices.

Boise Idaho has a pretty heavy scene.