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  1. Outcast

    I spy

    Nature Girl
  2. Outcast

    Which one?

    All of em!!!
  3. if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit with a dick.......bang! write it!

    1. Dannyboy

      Dannyboy

      If it were raining pussy I would want her ass.

    2. Outcast

      Outcast

      Never happy huh,:)

    3. Dannyboy

      Dannyboy

      Hah! Not everyone can be as positive and optimistic as some people. In reality I would never turn down pussy but if she offered her ass instead I would feign disappointment and go for it.

  4. You can lose your money,great God dont lose your mind..

  5. Mysterious..you know what i mean.
  6. Myserious, like the Mona Lisa, "what's she thinking".......except your much more beautiful then the Mona Lisa!
  7. Due to heat and humidity ,the Swamp-Ass Index is very high.....remember to bring extra drawers towork boys and girls...

    1. Dannyboy

      Dannyboy

      Yeah, I got a whole chest full of drawers.

    2. Outcast

      Outcast

      I meant undies

  8. Due to heat and humidity,the Swamp!

  9. Playing lefty....like Jimi Hendrix! Like your rock n roll face
  10. I'd love to see that pretentious Matthew McConnaughey lose control and drive off a cliff in one of those stupid fucking comnercials.Does this make me a bad person?

  11. I got thrown out of the Boy Scouts for getting wasted out of my head on Jack Daniels on a camping trip. It was cool because I believed the scout master might of had some NAMBLA affiliations. If you were the scout master I'd be much more well behaved.
  12. Beautiful eyes
  13. had to cry today

  14. The Eye of Horus.......what does it mean and why is it on the dollar bill?
  15. Got to get better in a little while

  16. and the blue light was my blues, and the red light was my mind.

  17. and the blue light was my blues, and the red light was my mind.

  18. The Great Cornholioioio!!!!!

  19. I fantasized Aunt B from the Andy Griffin Show would be beat me repeatedly upside the head with a ladle.Friggin hot!!!!!!
  20. I got blisters on my fingers!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Manpeach

      Manpeach

      You should use lubricant

    2. Dannyboy

      Dannyboy

      Don't touch your hemorrhoids.

    3. Outcast

      Outcast

      Haha, that causes blisters? I was playing guitar.

  21. I liked Terri from Threes Company because she would dummy things up and then make that pouty look. Mr. Roper cracked me up with his facial gestures and his homophobic pantomimes when describing Jack's gayness. On a side note: I once had an orgy with Tootie and Natalie on the set of the Facts of Life and got busted by Mrs.Garrett who I then convinced to join us. Ahhh Hollywood in the 80s....good times..............My fav woman on retro tv..Agent 99 on Get Smart....none is hotter!!!!!
  22. Don't you fucking look at me!!!!!!! Frank Boothe

  23. Late to this party, but Mistress Von Dietz, your pics and posts are extremely attractive and attention getting. Very cool!
  24. "and on the night table stood a large industrial sized jar of vaseline with four huge fingerprints engraved in its surface"--------excerpt ftom my Creative Writing class.

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