Mistress Kang

I want you to post the photos you sleuthed for proof.

You got me right 🙂

Strong like my beating arm.

Is this you asking me on a date? 🙂

James Joyce- YAAWWWN Bono - Nah Washington and Lincoln - too political and old - not fun I'm concerned about your inclination to disable Tom Cruise in this fantasy scenario. We must learn the facts of Scientology as every religion has it's merits and we mustn't dismiss any information, whatever it takes. I'm willing. IDK what to do with you as a tree for Arbor Day. Give you a swirlie in hopes you'll grow in water?? Red Envelope for CNY would be futile, unless you happen to have some lucky money inside Ziploc bags stuffed inside.

50 First Dates x Groundhogs Day x FF LOL

Actually, I wouldn't mind BINDING a cute lil groundhog and/or Bill Murray haha What happens after that is anyone's guess 🙂

OMG You want us to BEAT A CUTE LIL GROUNDHOG?!?!?! Maybe we could pretend you're Bill Murray or something. But still, Bill Murray is so darn likable. Damn you, TDM LOL

It's no fun if I have to SPELL IT OUT...geez...

Festivus doesn't have a character but one COULD dress as the Festivus POLE!!! Wrapped like a perfectly cylindrical pole, ripe for a beating.

What other holiday characters can be bind and beat?! Saint Valentine? Easter Bunny? Saint Patrick? Or more fun, would be a leprechaun. Pumpkin headed scarecrow?!

Wouldn't you know it, we tricked a Santa into Fortress. He paid for the sins of ALL SANTAS!!!

Ooh this is a good one. Time for subbies to put on their sleuth hats!

I KNOW you were being facetious, as was I. I KNOW YOU OUTCAST!!

Oh I bet it's your favorite day.

I know right. It's confusing.

If there were ever a group more deserving... I would like to lead every participant of Santa Con like a row ants to a hill of sugar. One by one, bend them over for a hard spanking. Butt of course, for the sake of holiday! If you dress like Santa in session, you are sure to get punished 🙂

I look forward to your friend getting sorted out. It's for the best.