Mistress Kang

Waiting for Santa to return so we can beat his gift bag

Awww...you remembered!

It's funny when you try to talk with it on.

Go!

We should change your name to LilBRATbobby.

You're a cheeky one aren't you!

"no wrong answers" 🙂

New to me! Thanks, risotto.

Gag Factor IS a great one 🙂

What are some of your favorite sites for BDSM ideas and inspiration? Some of our newer Fortress-goers could really benefit from your expertise!

Nice one.

Granted! But then none of us want to play with you anymore. I wish I had a sub that can take every form of pain (emotional, physical, mental) that I dished out with a smile and thank you.

As in sports, "every hole is a goal" is a one of the most fun games to play in session. Men only have 9 (natural) holes. There are 3 I like to use regularly, 4 that I like to use occasionally, and 2 that I never use. Any guesses on which ones are which?

Explain?

If they're piggies we just SPIT-roast them.

Sounds good. Definitely a thread worth continuing when you're ready to "submit" your booking request 🙂 To be continued...

Mistresses and subs - Only reply with what you think your domme's (or sub's) search history looks like. I'll go first. "Is my penis too small?"

The best present for your favorite Player is recognition. If you enjoyed your session, please leave a review: https://www.theeroticreview.com https://www.eroticmonkey.ch (Although kindly be clear we aren't escorts and don't do "extras")

You folded so quickly.

[notes your demerit tally] Back Talk.

I would never ask my dishwashing machine if it feels like washing my dishes before filling it up and turning it on.