Mistress Kang

Maybe he's a Gemini LOL

I gotta know what you baked, Otaku. Does it fit in my mouth? LOL Of course it does...but why isn't it ? Whomp! Whomp!

You exuuuude joyousness

What ever happened to March of the Wooden Soldiers?! Saw that weird Laurel and Hardy movie so many times growing up, I only recently learned that it's a regional NYC tradition. This Christmas I'm watching Little Hours on Netflix at my Aunt's in Staten Island. I missed it in the theaters. So far, hilarious. What's everyone else doing? watching? eating?

I like that you've emphasized "not to completion" several times LOL It's interesting that you can't get relaxed enough to do so. Do you think it can happen for you in Prospect Park since it might provide more coverage?

Very cool ?

Amazing...she had very long hair and you were the most endowed you've ever been ?

How did your friend manage to finagle this?!

What's the sexiest thing a women has done to you in public (discreet or non-discreet)?

Just a joke guys (about speaking Italian)!! LOL This is why I'm not a comic.

Thank you for all of your suggestions ? We looked into them and have a few on the back burner! This month, we're going to check out a local Italian place. Mistress Zito is going to order for us because we're not allowed to speak Italian LOL When the gang is together in January we'll do another outing!

kevybaby, coming with the big news.

Whenever someone says "there's nothing wrong with that" it's usually after something about someone being gay LOL It's nice to be equally opportuned.

Who, oh who, will provide the Festivus pole?!

This is not English

Surprise surprise the link worked! They're funny guys.

Hmm...IDK about being a good sub, but we do have some overlap in sense of humor.

What? You had a lot of typos.

This made me laugh. Thanks LOL

Homemade crack in the spirit of the holidays- yum! Emma agrees with you on the ice skating idea ?

Thank you for such a lovely contribution, CO ? Happy Thanksgiving to Ya'll!!

Oh hell yeah! Pelt you down and inspect your wounds LOL