Mistress Kang

In the meantime, plenty of spider gags, O-ring gags, and open mouth gags!

I actually don't ? I Googled your post because it sounded like lyrics.

Are you listening to music right now?

Do you flirt a little extra with your local barista? Who's your local crush, what's your interaction? I love dropping off my laundry when the owners' son is running the counter. He's an awkward Chinese kid and always smiles shyly at me and refuses to make eye contact. When I'm in the mood, I'll tell him how nice his hair looks (he keeps it short in the back and long in the front, just how I like it :-)) or comment on how cute he is. I've caught him trying to hold down a smile when he turns away, I love it! I'm 100% positive he's washed my laundry before. He's seen it AAAALLL..

Training them to accept pain LOL

Hahaha ?

I don't think he was ready to hang with the big dogs ?

"You did not hate it in a tree, you did not hate it as it must be." IDK but your last two lines reminded me of Dr. Seuss. LOL PS I didn't hate it either.

I went there for dim sum a few years back, before it was Nom Wah. The waitress went outside (to another restaurant?) to get dim sum to serve to us- it was a weird experience. Nom Wah's owner, Wilson aka Mr. Tall, used to own and run a bakery on Allen Street that is now closed (https://www.yelp.com/biz/mr-tall-coffee-and-bakery-new-york). When I was getting the Fortress up and running at the original location I had many late nights that ran into early mornings. Mr. Tall was there baking baos at 5AM and we became fast friends ? I loved his baos LOL

It may be time for a second (or third?) handle change, BTB. "MissingTheMark"?

You're so bad at posting links it's impressive.

Definitely on the short list!

Cool stuff! Definitely will pick up that taser. The collar option is neat too! We have a few Erostek-ET323 boxes but are always looking for new attachment suggestions! Thanks for all the awesome links ?

Thanks for the link! Curious to see the fit. Pic? How is the voltage?

Do you remember the first compliment you received from a Mistress? What did she say? How did it make you feel?

I didn't know such a thing existed!!

LOL YES! She maced him and did him in the booty LOL

Same reason why I post almost everything else in this Forum. And it was nice to hear my feelings confirmed with many of these replies.

What! Even after many years of his loyal servitude you don't think you would reveal some true secrets?

JAG- You're my one and only snowflake! This is just what I tell everyone to keep them at bay. But you know the real deal. Don't tell anyone, OK?