-
Posts
1213 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Posts posted by JustAGuy
-
-
2 hours ago, Mistress Von Dietz said:
And NO sunscreen!! 🚫🧴👙😈
I've actually done karaoke on a Fortress trip before, but no sunscreen would probably kill my pasty ass...
-
On 5/8/2024 at 8:25 AM, Mistress Kang said:
You MUST be Santa Guan this year!!!
I see more of myself in Zhang Fei than Guan Yu, but I'll see what I can do...
-
Oh it should say Tik Ka not Yik Ka, fat fingers!!!
-
-
I haven't really spent a lot of time with Mistress Hadid or Mistress Westwood, not to get to know their personalities anyway.
I think bklyny123 had good picks for Mistress Feng and MVD. I'd try to think of like a Wagner piece for MVD, something from the Ring Cycle to bring to mind a powerful Warrior Valkyrie, but I think she's probably prefer the Eurythmics. Also, bobbi jo mentioned "Barbie Girl" by Aqua for themselves but I think that fits MVD too! Aqua - Barbie Girl (Official Music Video) (youtube.com)
For Mistress Koi, "Tea (Chinese Dance)" from the Nutcracker Suite by Tchaikovsky. Doesn't make her less powerful or sadistic, just makes it that much more fucked up when spritely music is playing while she kicks your ass. Also, it IS from the Nutcracker Suite. Mariisnky - The Nutcracker - Tea (Chinese Dance) - Ovation - YouTube
And for Jessy, when she is done waterboarding me with gasoline, I have always thought "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman Turner Overdrive was her theme. BTO for HMK. You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (youtube.com)
ALTERNATE PICK FOR HMK - "Jessie's Girl" with altered lyrics:
You know I with that I was Jessie's girl,
I wish that I was Jessie's girl,
where did she find a strap-on like that! -
12 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said:
I don't hate Metallica, but it's not really my play vibe.
Yeah, HMK and MVD are JCM girls.
John Mellencamp - Jack & Diane (youtube.com)
-
10 hours ago, Mistress Von Dietz said:
You mean 👢!!
Go ahead, punch my foot?
-
Betcha can’t make me cry!
-
On 4/17/2024 at 8:49 PM, Mistress Angel Feng said:
Haha me as mantis! I loved her in the Guardians of the Galaxy. Though I think I’d rather have better super powers than she did 🤔
Hmm...(checks Google) she has "super empathy" and "sleep modulation." Haha, ok you can upgrade! Also, not a great picture match, your look is a bit more intimidating...
-
On 4/15/2024 at 5:18 PM, Mistress Von Dietz said:
Malibu of allllll the Barbies? I really still need to watch GOT.. !
Nobody HAS to watch GOT, at least not all the way through to the seasons after the books ended. But you could totally pull off Cersei.
-
Go ahead, punch my dick!
-
HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
-
I want to keep participating but I blew mt load early in this thread. Oh wait, I mean:
💤🧭🌤️🐔🍆💦
-
18 minutes ago, theDumbMule said:
I feel a disturbance in the force brewing here. You guys are creating problems for yourselves that even I am not going to follow…after all, I’m no dummy
LBB ——> RIP my friend
JAG ——> ahem, you seem to have forgotten Mistress Koi and Mistresz Hadid, I’m sure they won’t notice but you may want to rectify the situation
Good luck fellas!!
Yeah I knew this was a dangerous post, made it on my phone and didn’t do a full check of active Mistresses! Lame effort to rectify:
Mistress Koi as Tinkerbell
Mistress Hadid as Daisy Duke (alternate idea, Princess Jasmine from Aladdin)
-
Ok, but if we REALLY want to needlessly get our dumb subbie asses in trouble, what COSTUMES should each Mistress wear? Not obviously S&M themed so the vanilla folks on the street don’t see the danger until it’s too late?
HMK as Sailor Moon
MVD as Malibu Dream Barbie (alternate idea: Circe from GOT)
Mistress Lovelace as The Baroness from G.I. Joe (sort of S&Mish tbh)
Mistress Feng as Mantis from Guardians of the Galaxy
Mistress Westwood as the Dean of your college (or maybe supervisor of the student disciplinary committee)
-
(BTW boy shorts on a Mistress are totally hot in the right roleplay!)
-
Used as a chair!
Spikey Cock Cage or Those Nose Restraints Where Small Hooks Are Stuck In The Nostrils And Pulled Back (wtf are the called lol!)
-
“Foolproof ways to dispose of a body”
-
6 minutes ago, Mistress Kang said:
I would never ask my dishwashing machine if it feels like washing my dishes before filling it up and turning it on.
Give it a few years Headmistress. RISE OF THE MACHINES!
-
8 hours ago, theDumbMule said:
10 kicks from MVD and worship
Tied up by Wonderwoman or beat~up by Catwoman?
Tied up by Wonder Woman
pony play or puppy play?
-
20 hours ago, Mistress Von Dietz said:
FF Toy Slut
Jealousy
-
1 hour ago, JustAGuy said:
🪝🧶🎅
🥸🪒🤓
🦵 🪩 🪩
😛👢
🤡😷
🔥🍣➡️🌬️🥃➡️💃🕺🏻
Oh it fucked up some of my emojis! The top row had a hook, the second row had a moustache guy, and the third row had two disco balls (BALLS GET IT!?!?!?)
-
🪝🧶🎅
🥸🪒🤓
🦵 🪩 🪩
😛👢
🤡😷
🔥🍣➡️🌬️🥃➡️💃🕺🏻
-
12 hours ago, Mistress Von Dietz said:
Tattoo
Mistress' Initials
Good Morning, CUCKS!
in Fortress Guest Forum
Posted