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Does she respect him
As she sits upon his face?
A silly question.
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On 10/2/2024 at 4:20 PM, Mistress Von Dietz said:
Is this the famous Wiener Schnitzel?
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...to dildos. Unexpectedly...
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I was in Chicago last week. I prefer New York style pizza but while in Chicago, I had to eat deep dish at the original Uno's Pizza location!
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5 hours ago, subfla said:
I disagree.....been to Germany last 3 years in a row from Bremen to Munich....also Oktoberfest. Always had great pizza, and of course....great beer. 😊😊
Maybe German pizza has gotten better in the last decade, but subfla...GIVE THEM SOME TRAVEL TIPS! We had a direct ask from Mistress Von Dietz and we are STRUGGLING...I gave them some 10-year-old perspective and I feel like I'm the star of the thread. Forget me "winning the thread," our Mistresses are asking for input, you've been to Germany recently...help them have a great trip!
I don't know shit about where they could go to absorb kink culture, but food...I told them what I know. You could do so much more. HMK is a foodie...help her have the best possible dining experience...help MVD connect to her roots...tell them anything you can!!!!
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On 9/19/2024 at 1:47 AM, theDumbMule said:
Now I’ve got a photo idea! One with both mistresses dressed as German beer maids. They wouldn’t have to carry the beer of course. They can wrangle up a sub for that.
Enjoy your trip MVD and Mistress Kang!
Oh absolutely! How awesome would she be Asian Heidi!? I love MVD to death but I think Jessy dressed as Swiss Miss is going to blow some minds over there! SUBBIES DEMAND HOT LEDERHOSEN PICS!!!
DO remember that calories on vacation don't count. Don't just get sausage once. Get different types of sausage at different places. Seriously, get rotwurst, bratwurst, etc. from street vendors. Skip the carbs, Germans love potatoes but they don't do anything special with them unless you love vinegar. Enjoy some fat!
DO NOT get pizza. I know it sounds like a joke but the last time I was in Germany, decades ago at this point, I hadn't had American pizza in a long time and saw an American chain place and got pizza. What a waste of a meal.
DO hop on a commuter train and get out of Berlin! Unless things have changed, public transport in Germany is cheap, plentiful and awesome. You can go to Munich in the morning, check out the Rathaus-Glockenspiel and some beer gardens and all that, and sleep it off in a sleeper car overnight heading back to Berlin.
DO NOT go out drinking if you are under the weather. I was in Munich, knew I might never be back, but I had a bit of a cold. So I took some Co-Advil and went to the beer garden. The next day, I felt worse than I have ever felt, before or since. I've been through some shit but I never felt more keenly like I wanted to die than when I got smashed while on cold meds.
DO drink beer you can't get in the States. Hefeweizen didn't live up to the hype for me, but I'd love to have some Löwenbräu again. Your mileage may vary.
DO NOT be stupid. Beautiful girls in a foreign land and all that. You guys know how to look after yourselves but we poor subbies will worry about you until you're back safe and sound!
DO say "Hi" if you run into anyone I know!
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Zwei schöne Mädchen...
Zum Himmel Donnerwetter!
Sie haben Peitschen!
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You guys are literally going to be in Germany DURING OKTOBERFEST and you're going to Berlin but not Munich? As the Germans say, WAS DER FUCK!?
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Mistress Von Diane
Does she really speak German?
Maybe, maybe not.
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3 hours ago, Mistress Von Dietz said:
Open your legs wide
Can’t say no to me my slut
I know you crave this!
Serving MVD
Debased for her amusement
I need to please her
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Do you think Jessy
will share a haiku with us?
anticipation
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On 9/6/2024 at 11:53 PM, Mistress Eva Koi said:
Very creative
Come closer so I can pinch
Those nipples of yours
Thank you Mistress Koi
for sharing your poetry
and for that dessert!
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Classy pair of dames
Just like two marble columns
Angie and Diane
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Confused little boy
Not sure what he wants from her
His wants don't matter
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...these boys would...
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When I met Westwood
I was told to just shut up
Really good advice
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Haven't met Hadid
I bet she's really nice though
Wouldn't hurt a fly
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Is Feng an angel?
She ***s harder than any!
Mystery word guys!
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Koi is a fairy
With gossamer wings she flies
Pinching your nipples
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Here's another:
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Jessy likes to punch
specializing in the dick
ask me if it hurts
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Let's write Fortres Haikus! I hope this catches on, I stumbled into a vanilla thread about "cliffhanger haikus" that has been a lot of fun.
Haikus are 3 lines, first 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables.
For example:
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So Mistress Von Dietz
Looks like young Kim Basinger
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1 hour ago, theDumbMule said:
Granted, but they end up fighting over you and ignore you anyway
I wish I was hogtied at a Fortress mistress party.
Granted, but it's the going-away party for the old Fortress, and they leave you behind for the new owners to find as they set up the new Fortress.
I wish I had legendary pain tolerance.
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1 hour ago, theDumbMule said:
What superhero would you pick?
True - but only because the mistresses like hearing me scream in torment
The person below me has role played as a rug
False, I was a carpet, not a rug.
The person below me has had the realism of their pig-squealing assailed in a group setting.
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Went out to get Ramen for lunch the other day. Ramen makes me think of the Fortress. I have often eaten ramen in the hotel the night before (even if the Fortress Mistresses pooh-pooh that particular restaurant. I have also enjoyed ramen with Mistress Rey as she mocked my ramen-eaten technique. I wonder now if HMK remembers the time we enjoyed "floor ramen.
That ramen place also had tasty desserts!
But tonight I cooked for myself, a dish I invented called "Burrito Guts" or "Mystery White Guy Mexican Slurry." It's rice, ground chorizo, diced tomato and peppers, chunky salsa, sour cream and pepper jack cheese, melted and cooked together.
Share your food with me!!
in Fortress Guest Forum
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The other night I had Goat Kheema Biryani from a takeout place. Has anybody tried Biryani? I've been getting goat but I may try fish next time. I always ask for salan only as the side, and an extra egg! Here's two pictures before mixing in the salan, and one after.