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My pleasure. Yeah, I remember the first time I took note of her in some article. She's big-boned and bruising, but all inside a figure that is next to perfect.

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Excellent! She's amazing like that - I don't wanna get all drippy/sentimental, but this stuff just jets into my mind because of Mistress Vivienne Fang. I hate bumping my head on tables or heavy luggage knocking my kneecaps - I hated playing goalie in street hockey - but she's just.....well, you know, she's SHE.?

You are being EXTREMELY generous. Once when I was 14 a classmate and I got seriously bored with wood shop class. We were supposed to be making small, wooden ashtrays (to be varnished). We decided to play baseball in class while the teacher was taking a men's room break. Stevie was the pitcher. I took a piece of wood out of a barrel to use as a bat and said "let 'er rip" - Stevie did, and promptly threw a fastball high and inside - hit my forehead - a trip to the nurse's office to get bandaged up. Nothing traumatic, but from that day I was pretty sensitive about people throwing or swinging solid wooden objects around. I get nervous playing baseball or softball just because of inexperienced people swinging bats in the on-deck circle. That is, until I thought of you dressed in a Chinese woman's police uniform, feeling bored with having all us foreigners around sweeping your streets, the hot sun leaving you feeling just a bit ornery. What is happening to me??

I'm astonished at how quickly I got over my fear of solid, varnished oak, just now. In the words of Larry David, I respect wood - and I also fear it. How on earth did you sell me so quickly on the idea of being beaten literally to a pulp by you(?)

1. Go back in time and revisit my first flight to China, flying into Harbin, a curious smell of sawdust seemed to permeate the air, and I can recall the excitement of setting foot on what for me is sacred ground - arriving at a friend's house and smelling a bread shop nearby the family's apartment building complex - then walking out into the early September night, watching hundreds of retirees dressed up in red blouses, red slacks, ballet flats, waving green sashes and performing the "seedling dance" - and for the first time in my life, receiving the gaze and smile of a 60 year old northern Chinese woman on her turf, simply living her life, but at that moment I choose to believe she was also sensing my vulnerability and awe, and her intent was to send me confirmation that yes, my soul belonged to her and to the world's Chinese population for its leisure.....and I couldn't be more grateful to all. 2. My first kiss - no clumsiness, no awkwardness, sensual - and I have no idea how things occurred in that fashion, because just about everything else I do requires endless practice to become vaguely smooth. Kristin, I am GLAD it was you - and that chestnut hair down to the middle of your back, eyes as big as tangerines.

"You're thinking the right way and about the right people - let's keep it that way."

Niki Minaj. How could I neglect her(?) I used her name as a password once for picking up a ticket I had ordered online - the lady at the counter smiled at me with an expression of "Seriously? You couldn't let it go for something like this?". No, I couldn't. And Amber Rose with the leather pants.

Three Taurus' not to be screwed even when their patience levels are up: 1. Rosario Dawson. 2. Jessica Alba. 3. Penelope Cruz.

She's a size 10 foot, she liked the solid 4 inch pumps when she was with him, and had a significant reach advantage. Yep, I do believe you've won the internet with this one.

....which is captivating. She just oozes an "amuse me, moron, I've had my fill of work and this summer heat is positively killing me" kind of vibe.

No doubt to the 'No Doubt' lady. How quickly we forget the art of 'Candy Girl' dominance, the Forever Girly Girl that has people falling in front of her just from her charisma. If she never utters a word or picks up a whip and the entire world is begging to do her bidding, well....mission accomplished.

Slow clap. That is an AMAZING photo.

No downer at all. Great post. The Fortress is the pinnacle of domination for a reason. Any celebrity or movie scene mentioned in this thread instantly becomes that dot on an old TV screen when you've turned it off once the Fortress enters the conversation.

Spot on. If we agree that the world is full of exceptions, Aquarius women are as tough as nails and just completely "screw your sensitivites, get on board or take a walk". If nobody knew who Jennifer Aniston was, we'd imagine she's a ruthless corporate power broker with the way she dresses off-screen and the permanent expression on her face.

Nice.

Indeed. You're not alone on this.

Brilliant. Awesome picks.

Phenomenal thread. What a GREAT topic. I'll definitely indulge, thanks. First, acknowledging your choices - outstanding. Elizabeth Hurley: traditional Hollywood Gemini (they get guys, genuinely enjoy reading us instruction manuals, quick witted, slightly impatient, no topic is taboo, and LOVE to drop verbal hammers with a smile - don't be hurt, take the hammers - she's inviting you along for the ride. Nicole Kidman, Courtney Cox, Karen Mok, Chen Lu Yu, Xu Xi Di - all great Gemini power women. Oh - and the a## kickah? Given a wardrobe suggestion, Gemini Gals LOVE to strut and ask for your opinion - if you've got any speech left to offer. Britney Spears: WOW. Sagittarius with a big heart, cares about everything including protecting the world's snails - that's how she lures you into position - then the arrow hits and she's dragging you off into whatever plan she has and you've forgotten what your life's blueprints were a few moments ago. She likes to lead and she'll bulldoze through it all - and the entire time, you can't stop being amazed at how good someone can look while being so clumsy. Great Dom, she is. Mila Kunis: She was born to wear leather and 6 inch heels - lordy, that child. Great pick. Few are those that can resist the warmth and humor of the Leo lady (something tells me Mistress Jung is a Leo?) - how can you not submit to a lady that can make you laugh at your very WORST moments in life (with most others, this would be a traumatic experience) while keeping you pinned between her paws(?) It's painful for a few moments, until you realize how desperately in love with her you've become - then you start telling her jokes for you, which makes her laugh and taunt even more. DEFINITELY A CHALLENGE TO REDUCE TO 3, BUT HERE GOES, IN REVERSE ORDER: #3: Lin Jia Qi (6'0 Supermodel, Taiwan, Virgo. With Virgo's, it's shape up or ship out, and at 6'5 in the thigh-high boots, shaping up is what you'll choose for Lin Jia Qi - imagine being judged 24/7 for everything you've never thought of by this one? When she looks and dresses like this, who cares? Just do it). #2: Zhang Zi Yi (Everybody knows her, Anhui province, Aquarius. Nobody gives less of a #hit about your excuses from the biggest to smallest than Aquarius woman - every day she takes a new road and goes her own way and she's completely absorbed in herself - she's blessed physically, and you either wrap your life around her very specific and bizarre plans which she's incapable of explaining to anyone, or she'll leave you in a state of hopeless confusion and despair, but not until she's surgically removed your heart and soul with a "You had a choice..." and walked off with them in her pocket - no time for sentimentality with this one - Aquarius ladies are born doms). #1: Lucy Liu (You can't vote against a Flushing gal, especially one that not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times in her career has played an ice-veined, man-eating, face-thrashing, a##-kicking, ego-busting, walking advertisement for the Matriarchy: Kill Bill, Ally McBeal, Charlie's Angels and Payback. In interviews she's a soft-hearted Sag that is perpetually laughing from the belly, but there's something about leather and solid heels which just transform this woman.