Mistress Eva Koi

I think we'd all be more than willing to take a stab at the fresh meat. As Mistress Kang said, their reactions truly are priceless.

Shame on you. I hope you don't expect me to let you off easy for that one, Bradley. Bond or not.

I have an entire album of them, I call it "the book of humiliation!"

Who doesn't love playing chicken? Especially squeezing your legs around their neck and making them choke when they least expect it!

Or else, you'll end up General Zhao's chicken!

As for me, who could forget the good old, "what's the capital of Thailand?" punchline.

Sv, you'll be begging for mercy before any one of us even get a chance to sit down!

Only 6?

I'll give you that one, but you still need to be approved by the Mistress With The Camera, you know.

Still waiting on yours, woffy.

Bombs away!

More icy hot spray?

Also makes a good nutcracker for any particularly difficult defendants.

And maybe some other things too!

Make better use of the blow torch we have!

I second that trampling! Why do it barefoot when we can keep our pretty little heels on and see how many dents we can make in your skin?

Is that whose jar of tears I saw sitting at the office the other day?

Ooh, ooh! Could we please put one in the Pink room? I'd love to see the look on their faces when they casually glance over, only to see a man completely tied down to a stripper pole wearing nothing but a wig and frilly panties! ...And maybe some pretty stockings too.

I hope that ball gag squeaks...degrading and ironic!

I've always been a fan of simulation games. Nothing says fun quite like growing some crops and getting all the boys in the game to fall in love with you just so you can crush their little virtual hearts in the end!

With the rest of us as the superior jury! ..You're always going to be guilty, of course.

And don't forget those sheer black stockings you always like to wear!

You're acting as if you'd have a say in either.

Besides, I think Lucy Tran and Mina Jung has a better ring to it, don't you?

We had a great time as well! But be warned, if your memory fails you again next time, we won't be so kind to your biscuits...