Ford Ranger

…everything about Morticia. (And every Morticia!)

Preach, Mistress.

I’ve lived a lot of life Mistress! The short list is what haven’t I put in my mouth?

I once went to a party where you were supposed to bring something from your regional cuisine. My partner at the time (who did not eat them) thought it would be funny to bring chapulines. Basically just pan-fried crickets with garlic, salt, chile, and lime. The joke was on us. They were a hit and people ate every single one.

Reruns of the original black and white Addams Family for sure. Gomez’s devotion to Morticia; her command and control of every situation; the chaotic energy; the literal torture devices everywhere. Took me years to realize why it left such an impression.

Thank you Mistress Lane! You’re definitely a natural, Mistress.

It’s only fitting since you haunt mine, Mistress! 🙇🏻‍♂️👠

I'm still coming down...or not quite yet coming down...from my session yesterday afternoon. I spent two hours with Mistress Dalisay with Mistress Lane joining for the first hour for training. And as Mistress Dalisay knows, I'm not my best with words when I'm still in sub space, but I'll do my best. I mean, I am completely intoxicated by everything that Mistress Dalisay does or says, so I can't really give an unbiased review of my time with her. She is one-of-one with a brilliant, curious, chaotic mind that does what it wants; and if you've had the honor of spending time with her, you know exactly what I mean. But for those who have just been curious about this world and are hesitating for some reason: First, it's past time to act on that urge. You won't be sorry. Second, I highly encourage you to try a session with Mistress Lane. I don't know if it is the Fortress' exquisite training, past experience, or just natural, but Mistress Lane just gets all the beats right (no pun intended). She seems to have this organic sense of what to say and when to say it. I've been at this for awhile, and it's unusual for me to feel the need to please a new Mistress or push a little harder quite so urgently quite so quickly. (Although I was probably trying to show off for Mistress Dalisay a little too if I'm honest.). Oh and she just so happens to be absolutely stunning from head to toe. Like I had been transported into a movie. 10/10 no notes! Thank you Mistress Dalisay and Mistress Lane for the honor of spending time with you both!

I’m honestly so nervous/excited to be in your presence again Mistress Dalisay, that I might not be able to sleep at all! 🙇🏻‍♂️👠

Oh my gosh, why is this making me strain? I didn’t even know I had this kink, Mistress, and now it’s stuck in my head!

I mean absolutely! Give me a label; I love a label. Let me tell you who I am and have you tell me who I am right back!

The whole spread and whatever it’s served on is yours to waste or consume as you wish Mistress! 🙇🏻‍♂️👠