Big Trouble Baby

I've enjoyed the accents of English, Australian, and Texas women in sessions.

Wise Guy!

Dannyboy: You're so PC. Ray

Laurel and Hardy were banished to Bogeyland.

Probably, maybe even 12.

Silly? It got me 10 years in Leavenworth, or was it 11 years in Tenworth?

Not taking her phone, so she was able to call the police. Oops!!! Never mind.

Checkers? No Bocce?

Shane! Good book, Classic movie.

I've been in a depression for several months and the thought of seeing Mistress Jung again was lifting my spirits. My heart is broken.

I once sang Buddy Holly's True Love Ways to a Mistress.

...and Dannyboy.

Oh! My!

I'm sure You would love to swat me with Your paddle. I'll be looking forward to it.

This is not as hard as it might look. It's very similar to the happy baby (Ananda Balasana) pose in yoga which feels very good. Of course, if a Mistress was swatting your bottom and legs in this position, that would be a different story.

Under! Over is barbaric.

Do You really require an excuse to beat someone up?

Probably was, Ms. Fang. Now You have a reason to really punish me. Don't You agree?

You may be right.

Sometimes yes, other times...

Think I'll pass on this idea.

Any suggestions?